We got out of the van and I fled with Goo to the bathroom. It was there that I came to the stunning realization that it was not, in fact, my heart pulsating at the speed of a viral meme, but my vagina throbbing like the bass line of a Metallica song. Awoken to the beat of my ever-palpitating vaginal glands, it became the soundtrack to my daily routine.Michal taught me a new use for that drumstick that I will never forget.
We got out of the van and I fled with Goo to the bathroom. It was there that I came to the stunning realization that it was not, in fact, my heart pulsating at the speed of a viral meme, but my vagina throbbing like the bass line of a Metallica song. Awoken to the beat of my ever-palpitating vaginal glands, it became the soundtrack to my daily routine.Michal taught me a new use for that drumstick that I will never forget.