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anonymous 12/28/2021 5:59:08 AM

Todd Jones here. I met Ted from AILD back when the NAILS boyos were just wee pups sawing parking meters off and breaking them open at night by the oxide-smelling orange light of one of those asbestos-filled '80s space heaters. Specifically, Ted saw your mans posing against a brick wall while donning the ultra-grim leather hide as if I was the blood-splattered alpha surveying my earned kingdom atop the majestic summit cone of K2. Homeboy kept hinting at me "doing something" for him while winking the whole time, and for some reason, he had one of those cartoon burlap sacks with the green dollar sign painted on it. I figured lil homey was just trying to taste the daddy wolf musk, so I did what any self-respecting pride champion would do: I flicked on the eagle vision aviators with authority and latered that poser for eternity. He will never be one of us.


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