ok, the spider story is a little different around here. some lady was doing her bills, and licked the glue on an envelope, and cut her tongue. a few days later she had a bump on her tongue and it was really red and sore. it got bigger, she went to the doctor, he cut it open and baby roaches came out.
the gerbil story is the same here, except it is about one of the 'mathis brothers' who own most of the furniture stores in this area. he was off their commercials for a while, then started to
ok, the spider story is a little different around here. some lady was doing her bills, and licked the glue on an envelope, and cut her tongue. a few days later she had a bump on her tongue and it was really red and sore. it got bigger, she went to the doctor, he cut it open and baby roaches came out. the gerbil story is the same here, except it is about one of the 'mathis brothers' who own most of the furniture stores in this area. he was off their commercials for a while, then started to