NewsAugust 6, 2007 10:33 PM ET5,390 views

Threat Signal seeks new guitarist

Ontario's Threat Signal (Nuclear Blast Records) continue to search for a new guitarist. Here's the official word from the band: "A solid 6 string guitar god who will drop whatever life he currently has to tour, write, and record with us. Being in Threat Signal must be the single most important thing in your life or please don't apply. Must have professional gear, down pick like a maniac, clean criminal record, between 18 and 30 years of age, and willing to relocate if not local. First download this package. It contains MP3s, and Guitar Pro files (tabs) of 2 songs. If you do not have Guitar Pro, you can get it here. Submit a video of yourself playing the 2 songs. Submit a short video of yourself playing your own written material. Links to the videos can be sent here. If the video needs to be mailed, contact us for info Also, submit a written short history of yourself as a guitarist."

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Xithyl 8/6/2007 7:35:54 PM

Bleeeeeeeeat!

tony_stewart 8/6/2007 8:11:09 PM

there asking for a lot just so u can be in a shit band thats going no where

xBILLfromsteinx 8/6/2007 8:33:37 PM

i can't be in their band cuz i'm up on some ridiculous charges of beating up cops retarded children and selling counterfeit rubies. OH WOE.

Fraility 8/6/2007 8:42:30 PM

First 'firstpost' No criminal record?!?! fck this band

Dave2112 8/6/2007 9:36:10 PM

Yeah, in order to complete their "package", you've got to have zero life and sit in your room all day.

xBILLfromsteinx 8/6/2007 10:14:21 PM

don't forget the minimum requirement means you must love Korn, slipknot and other shitty nu-metal bands

monarchy 8/6/2007 10:39:48 PM

good band. if wasn't already in a band i would try out for sure.

fsovercrooks 8/7/2007 12:12:50 AM

SHIT BAND

carnivoresince84 8/7/2007 1:54:13 AM

eat meat...

danofthedead 8/7/2007 3:15:19 AM

*raises hand* - Dino Cazares

the_extremist 8/7/2007 5:17:27 AM

hahahaha I swear to god they just post stuff like this on here for people to laugh and talk shit... At least I hope so..

xTURDx 8/7/2007 6:40:01 AM

PRETENTIOUS, EH?

JohnnyTruant 8/7/2007 8:23:36 AM

They're not shit band, they are great, specially live... All haters can lick my balls ;)

Dave2112 8/7/2007 8:26:55 AM

Apparently webmaster edit the required nOOds you're supposed to send along with this stuff. I dont understand why theyd required naked man pics but whatever..

shredlogic 8/7/2007 11:22:43 AM

I bet they can't find someone because guitarists think they'll steal original material from the video

loki 8/7/2007 5:11:00 PM

these guys are fcking super serious!

lemonade 8/7/2007 6:48:22 PM

this band is fcking horrible.

anonymous 6/7/2012 3:28:33 PM

This band is beyond so many of the shit bands that get so much more respect and notoriety in this tasteless world of empty-headed metal fanatics who can't hear good stuff when it's put before them. Thank goodness for threat signal and both albums they have created (yes, both rock). I don't know what i'd be listening too if not for these guys. Haters can suck a 50 pound dck.




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