NewsMarch 22, 2024 4:16 PM ET25,754 views

Alestorm release new single "Uzbekistan" as new EP drops

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Péter Lerch

Pirate metal group, Alestorm, have released the new music video for "Uzbekistan", as the band's new EP, Voyage of the Dead Marauder, drops today through Napalm Records.

Key/Vocalist Chris Bowes shared the following:

Oh wow! We've decided it is our life goal to become the biggest band in Uzbekistan, so we wrote this wee song about the place. I trust it is 100% historically accurate.

 

 

03/24 Cincinnati, OH
03/24 Grand Rapids, MI
03/22 Toronto, ON
03/23 Montreal, QC
03/24 New Haven, CT
03/26 Pittsburgh, PA
03/27 Detroit, MI
03/29 Milwaukee, WI
03/30 Omaha, NE
04/02 Winnipeg, MB
04/03 Saskatoon, SK
04/05 Edmonton, AB
04/06 Calgary, AB
04/08 Vancouver, BC
04/09 Spokane, WA
04/10 Boise, ID
04/12 Sacramento, CA
04/13 Santa Ana, CA
04/15 Tucson, AZ
04/16 Albuquerque, NM
04/18 Oklahoma City, OK
04/19 St. Louis, MO
04/20 Indianapolis, IN
04/21 Nashville, TN

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anonymous 3/22/2024 1:53:04 PM

GOOstorm

anonymous 3/22/2024 1:55:25 PM

Funny dudes are so funny. I laugh.

anonymous 3/22/2024 3:40:52 PM

I hate "joke" music. Just leave it out mates

anonymous 3/22/2024 4:44:27 PM

Worse than that band where Hoya talks about weed over and over.

anonymous 3/22/2024 5:08:03 PM

Assstorm

rick____tocchet 3/22/2024 5:49:13 PM

These guys and Steel Panther should tour. I would buy back stage meet and greet , ultra VIP passes for the night.

anonymous 3/22/2024 5:51:18 PM

These guys love the champagne of beers

anonymous 3/22/2024 6:35:39 PM

Worse than that band where Hoya talks about weed over and over. Smoke A.D. 🤡🫏💩 C'mon Sean F.Martin

anonymous 3/22/2024 7:12:51 PM

Way to not list the venues. This band is embarrassing. It's sad when adults have no one in their lives to talk them out of shit like this.

anonymous 3/22/2024 7:43:32 PM

Date before month. Of course Rick likes this band because of the caloric content in beer. Because he is fat.

anonymous 3/22/2024 8:30:46 PM

Rick here. Yes, I can confirm that I'm a fat f*ck. Also, I love little boys.

anonymous 3/22/2024 8:37:20 PM

Bet you all their coworkers at their tech jobs know they're all in a "pirate" metal band and how unique / lol that is. Cringe af. Boring af. Weird in a bad way. Cheesy. Joke bands suck.

anonymous 3/22/2024 11:48:16 PM

Disney owned CIA mockingbird garbage.

anonymous 3/23/2024 7:26:05 AM

Hoya's weed band is just as bad as this.

anonymous 3/23/2024 9:18:06 AM

Do these guys play Escape from Tarkov?

anonymous 3/23/2024 7:25:20 PM

the only way this band could be any more cringe and unfunny is if they were Psychostick

anonymous 3/25/2024 11:34:45 AM

This band eats bags of dicks.

anonymous 3/29/2024 1:32:54 PM

Who is Beki Stan?


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