Alestorm release new single "Uzbekistan" as new EP drops

Pirate metal group, Alestorm, have released the new music video for "Uzbekistan", as the band's new EP, Voyage of the Dead Marauder, drops today through Napalm Records.
Key/Vocalist Chris Bowes shared the following:
Oh wow! We've decided it is our life goal to become the biggest band in Uzbekistan, so we wrote this wee song about the place. I trust it is 100% historically accurate.
03/24 Cincinnati, OH
03/24 Grand Rapids, MI
03/22 Toronto, ON
03/23 Montreal, QC
03/24 New Haven, CT
03/26 Pittsburgh, PA
03/27 Detroit, MI
03/29 Milwaukee, WI
03/30 Omaha, NE
04/02 Winnipeg, MB
04/03 Saskatoon, SK
04/05 Edmonton, AB
04/06 Calgary, AB
04/08 Vancouver, BC
04/09 Spokane, WA
04/10 Boise, ID
04/12 Sacramento, CA
04/13 Santa Ana, CA
04/15 Tucson, AZ
04/16 Albuquerque, NM
04/18 Oklahoma City, OK
04/19 St. Louis, MO
04/20 Indianapolis, IN
04/21 Nashville, TN
18 comments
Post CommentI hate "joke" music. Just leave it out mates
Worse than that band where Hoya talks about weed over and over.
These guys and Steel Panther should tour. I would buy back stage meet and greet , ultra VIP passes for the night.
Worse than that band where Hoya talks about weed over and over. Smoke A.D. 🤡🫏💩 C'mon Sean F.Martin
Way to not list the venues. This band is embarrassing. It's sad when adults have no one in their lives to talk them out of shit like this.
Date before month. Of course Rick likes this band because of the caloric content in beer. Because he is fat.
Rick here. Yes, I can confirm that I'm a fat f*ck. Also, I love little boys.
Bet you all their coworkers at their tech jobs know they're all in a "pirate" metal band and how unique / lol that is. Cringe af. Boring af. Weird in a bad way. Cheesy. Joke bands suck.
the only way this band could be any more cringe and unfunny is if they were Psychostick
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