NewsJune 8, 2023 9:22 PM ET6,825 views

The Mosh Retirement Guy is making a mockumentary

Stanley Sievers

Filmmaker, actor, and comedian Stanley Sievers is working on a mockumentary about his iconic character, the Mosh Guy. The story revolves around the mosh retirement guy getting into trouble at a show by crowdkilling, resulting in him being banned from future shows indefinitely. However, a reunion concert of his favorite band brings new hope, albeit with a catch. To come out of retirement, he must find the person he harmed.

To finance the project, Sievers has launched an IndieGoGo campaign and outlined the costs associated with it. There are promises of surprise cameos from familiar faces in movies, TV shows, and bands. While we wait for the production, Sievers has uploaded a video explaining his idea and encouraging people to donate.

In a social media post, an announcement read:

Hey folks! I'm super excited to launch this @indiegogo campaign to make a little movie about the mosh retirement guy.

Ever since I made the first mosh guy video, this was always something I have wanted to do. I want to say I appreciate everyone that has enjoyed the videos. Making stuff like this is one of my favorite things in the world, and I am stoked to make something that I think y'all will love.

I also want to thank @midnighthour_sfv for letting us film this fundraiser video there. Also @mahaffeytaffy for helping us film. The creative team behind this (@steven.Tobiasz @taylor_frontier and myself) have put together a great plan to make it happen.

Check it out. Donate a few bucks if you can. Share it. Whatever you wanna do, but I just want to say I'm grateful for everyone that enjoys what I've been making. If you aren't careful you'll end up like the old man with the ice pack. LINK IN BIO!

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anonymous 6/8/2023 6:36:14 PM

Horrible script! Flush this turd burger.

anonymous 6/8/2023 6:41:59 PM

Ghey

anonymous 6/8/2023 6:55:07 PM

Fu ckin herb.

anonymous 6/8/2023 6:56:16 PM

Sounds f*cking retarded.

anonymous 6/8/2023 6:58:09 PM

This guy is not funny

anonymous 6/8/2023 7:08:33 PM

Every idea doesn't need a GoFundMe. f*cking A. Imagine actually working to finance a glamor project instead of expecting total strangers to fund it through your digital panhandling instead.

anonymous 6/8/2023 7:09:29 PM

This guy is funny

anonymous 6/8/2023 7:12:25 PM

Are we sure this guy isn't a republican? He's only got 1 joke.

anonymous 6/8/2023 7:22:33 PM

^1 joke more than any liberal comic.

anonymous 6/8/2023 7:23:06 PM

And I use the word "comic" loosely. We all know liberals are not funny.

anonymous 6/8/2023 7:35:28 PM

MockGOOmentary

toxicnacho 6/8/2023 8:10:45 PM

Come on guys. Really? I may be out of the loop but...why. And what is this? Lol 🤣 come on goat.

anonymous 6/8/2023 8:18:16 PM

this isn't news. this person isn't relevant

anonymous 6/8/2023 8:25:40 PM

Love this guy. Must support

anonymous 6/8/2023 8:28:20 PM

How old do I need to be to know who the f*ck this is

rick____tocchet 6/8/2023 8:35:58 PM

What the f*ck is this shit?

anonymous 6/8/2023 9:23:28 PM

LITERALLY WHO

anonymous 6/8/2023 9:26:54 PM

Trying this hard at turning yourself into a profitable meme is very weird. I hope he succeeds but will cherish the ability to slander him when he fails.

anonymous 6/8/2023 9:38:38 PM

Another day, another e-beggar demanding dollars for some shit project nobody should give a rat's ass about.

anonymous 6/8/2023 9:41:40 PM

Hey I didn't write "dollars", ease up on the word filter Lurk.

anonymous 6/8/2023 10:37:04 PM

Shave the pedo stache and get a job

anonymous 6/8/2023 11:18:26 PM

This guy is in that sangasugabogg band right

anonymous 6/8/2023 11:50:50 PM

I'd rather someone make a movie about that guy who headbangs to Slayer while holding a flag during hurricanes/tropical storms...

anonymous 6/9/2023 4:33:38 AM

Sunny will definitely be in this "movie"

anonymous 6/9/2023 5:56:00 AM

the literally dumbest f*cking shit. The dude took the bit way too far. the horse is beyond dead

anonymous 6/9/2023 7:37:37 AM

Hardcore is a meme at this point.

anonymous 6/9/2023 7:41:07 AM

Hardcore lifers try to earn income by getting a regular job chellenge: IMPOSSIBLE

anonymous 6/9/2023 7:42:50 AM

This dude makes funny 30 second tiktoks, but I'd never imagine giving him my money that I earned working an actual job for a mockumentary based on his mildly funny joke. At this point just make a gofundme with the explicit intent of not wanting to get a real job.

anonymous 6/9/2023 8:36:56 AM

AJ From pissburg here. I've sent a cease and desist letter already as he's stealing money from me (that i'm not reporting to the government) and my church of straightedge loooosers.

anonymous 6/9/2023 9:05:00 AM

No f*cking shit; dude is funny but not that funny. Anyone look at the "benefits" from the donating? Literally jack shit and the top donation he will "sing on your favorite hc bands album?" Come on bro at least let us bang your gf while you video it

anonymous 6/9/2023 9:12:39 AM

Hardcore lifers try to earn income by getting a regular job chellenge: IMPOSSIBLE >>> Wait where's the weirdo who insists that Scott Vogel is a Buffalo public school janitor when not touring with Terror?

anonymous 6/9/2023 10:42:07 AM

IndieGOO

anonymous 6/9/2023 10:53:25 AM

Orange slob blob indicted. f*ck the right.

anonymous 6/9/2023 11:16:15 AM

Wake me up for the Punk Rock MBA movie.

anonymous 6/9/2023 11:16:49 AM

Sunny Singh kicking a girl needs to be a feature film on Tubi.




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