Crucialfest 2022 lineup announced

Why do they continue to have these fests all of local bands no one has ever heard of? They must play for free considering there will be way more band members than attendees.

shout out Zombiecock. Dont know them or their music but shout out to them anyway

Who? x30

everyone dies in utah are bummed not be on the bill

No Gaza No Care

Couldn't imagine a festival less crucial.

Time to change the fest name. "Far From Crucial Fest."

you're down bad if casket lottery is your headliner in 2022. the rest are 100 percent made up band names

Crucialneedtobreakupfest

No Turnstile no care

Dude cougar lets gooooooooo

Fauci here. I can tell we have quite a few POSERS in here who aren't even boosted. You know who you are and the science will find you regardless. I didn't spend years of my life and millions in federal grant money abusing puppies for nothing. My dad never played catch with me as we all saw when I threw the opening pitch…big deal.

Karebear here, suburban scum fame. I'm a fat, lazy retard who writes pizza reviews. Looking to a crew called Crucial Fatasses. Ian (Heavy chains, fat boy fame) are Prez and Vice Prez.

Trump supporters will show up for cult leader.

Utah: Beautiful nature, ugly people. Phony too as they voted Trump twice. A guy no Mormon would leave his 16 year old daughter alone with for twenty minutes let alone have over for Sunday dinner. Or what day does everyone on Planet Kolob have everyone for dinner?

My bad is playing this. If anyone lives in SLC and wants free tickets hit me up!

All jokes aside… How many people actually attend this festival?? 3 days??

Each band had to sell 100 tickets to get on the bill.

Ok I'm not even meming this time. Who?

The irony of Cult Leader headlining a fest in the city with the highest population of Mormons…

Nothing crucial about any of this.

do you know what its like to be on the bill...and to play for FIFTEEN MINUTES and the only people there to see you are THE OTHER BANDS AND THEIR GIRLFRIENDS?! DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT CRUCIAL. I'M OUT THERE AND I'M IN THE VFW'S AND THE MOOSE LODGES AND I'M LIVING IT. I AM MOTHERFCKEN CRUCIAL!

flying in from ulaanbaatar for this, can't wait.

Stef Carpenter of the deftones here. Fauci lied, mainstreet cried, USA died. SMH.

bands playing for bands. When the casket lottery is your main pull, you are doomed before the game even starts

Pure shit.

All these bands wish they could have been around during the Myspace scene whore days. Now it's all BLM tards, Trans tards and just straight queers in the scene. What's the point of playing a absolutely bottom of life, zero trajectory festival if you're not going to at least get blown by a flat chested, gauged ear, hello kitty tattoo having scene slut? Just rocking out to embarass yourself and the few people in your family who still pretend to love you? Sad.