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Post CommentHey guys Fronz from Attila here, suck my fck.
Just don't let them c-m in your mouth that's gay
Wow. What a way to start off the New Year guys. Just waking up in fact. So anyway we had an early close for the holiday and Skippy 'n Huck locked up the place and left in their old hunting truck and I started walking back to mom's. But I left a shimmy in the back door before I left. I went back and unscrewed the mop sink hose from the faucet and hooked it up to the Frosty machine. I filled the mop bucket full of 35 lbs of Frosty. You know the rest :D Wendy's Jon (fka 'Beatdown' Jon)
I don't think anyone here has anything interesting or new left to talk about or discuss. Perhaps new for 2019 and onward the comment sections should be left blank.
Fat Pat + Will Putney = Fat Patney
hard pass on the wendy's john persona that is currently making the lg board rounds
Reading about the exploits of this Wendy's Jon character is entertaining, at least to me. Maybe you just need some oxygen. Go soak your head in a toilet for a bit to get some.
Pat is legitimately one of the worst humans on earth. F that guy.
Todd Jones here. You guys will never be one of us. You must have my approval for coolness. Otherwise you should just give up on your band
maybe for 2019 we can standardize the comments sections across this website? maybe?
Remember when Jon was just a shitty deathcore kid and not a deranged, shavo-esque Wendy's employee
^ These two gross weirdos seem perfect for each other.
^ sounds exactly like the same douche everyone hates here, only anonymous
Also, "gross weirdos"? Really? Are you autistic or an actual elementary school student
Fat Pat = tries to be a know it all role model with guitars, touring, tattoos, coffee, sneakers, etc. Meanwhile the guy is in a gang (FSU). Why not actively promote that to all the kids, sponsors, etc. Fat Gay.
"^ sounds exactly like the same douche everyone hates here, only anonymous" That was my first post on this site, nice try
^ Hi am also new here first post. I don't under stand how someone with suck immature user name is sading you, don't listen that idiot, prob a peadophile for sure--I will be your friend here.
First post thinks he's edgy even though he's heard of this band many times. But wanted to be cool on the internet.
Definitely need more Fat Pat weight loss and work out tips, as well as him trying to brag on Instagram that he has a used BMW, free shoes from Adidas and is somehow living the life from his boring, half-assed tattoo skills and band.
Toby from H2O here, Maximus is really excited for this! I Love my son so much, I kiss him on the lips! Fo Real. EMO DAD 4 LYFE.
Fart for an Autopsy. Hardcore kids plays the most boring metal.
What I wished for this New Year was one of Fat Pat's trademark sharpie marker tattooes of the hottest lambgoat persona making the rounds on the comment board right now, that of course being "Wendy's John"
anonymous 18 hours ago First post thinks he's edgy even though he's heard of this band many times. But wanted to be cool on the internet. Actually no. And I had written something about masturbation at the opening but it got deleted. I have heard of them but said never listened to them. And it was Fallujah I saw with TBDM, not these guys
I WAS there too at Fallujah with TBDM, you're probably the midget I levelled in the pit ahahahaha
OK whatever dude. Whoever you are. I was standing in the middle of the pit half of the show, people were bouncing of of my 6'4 245lb frame. The did a Insane Wall Of Death and the bouncing continued. But nice try.
I'm thinking about getting a big Wendy's Jon tattoo on me but written with a turd like it's a crayon. Would that qualify? I think there's one still floating that didn't go down, so there's that.
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Not because of this news though. I don't think I have ever even heard their stuff. But at the same time I feel like I might have saw them open for Black Dahlia Murder in like 2012