Born Of Osiris, Fit For A King, Gideon tour

Lee to simulate playing guitar while taking exorbitant amounts of molly.

^^ person simulating they know what they are talking about.

aw....BOO!

Born of Drywall, Fit for a V1 SHUTDOWN

^ Drywall?? You are like the uncool kid in school who tries to do what everyone else is doing to fit in and seem cool, but fails miserably, confirming how uncool he really is.

These jerks are apparently taking a ping pong ball through NY/RI/CT instead of vans/buses.

FIt for a King? mor elike Fit for a DumbBandThatSucksButtholio s

Lmao ok ok lotta rumors swirling around mine cosmos and well? Bad blood stains like grass stains on SHAVO new blue jeans he always rollin around outside hehe oh well anway! It me srj tmkn-sod fame lol sound like I should be back w a new exciting offer but other than the tentatively titled new album SOD SUMMER I mostly just hear to plug my story about BOO! Cont.

Cont. Hehe so back when I met "Born of my virus" yes that was they name lmaoo kinda a play on the whole 'hacker core' style they was peddlin back then hmmm....keyboard riffs coupled w a few vocals "IM GONNA HACK THE WORRLDD OOOH!!" Really show the world they were a cool group of hackers! Anway flash forward and they scrubbin the crust n mold n what have u out SHAVO ears for a few bucks on the weekends and well SHAVO ain't had no $ to pay em lmao well he did but they didn't do v good job LOL

So well we let the virus brothers open a date on our aptly titled rain forest benefit tour SAVE A RAIN FOREST TOUR tour well me and the boys get front row tickets thinkin it be hilarious lmao the virus themed boys clad in turquoise lipsticks, reasonable denim screamin some BS bout hackin the pentagon lmao "HACKING THE PENTAGON FIRE ALL THE NUKES ONLY 14 YEARS OLD IM THE HACKER KING OF THE WORLD!!" Lmao we still bump that song make fun of the BOO guys from time to time

Ever so often we throw a bit of a soirée at my quaint ranch house in the French countryside and invite all the boys that all started out the same way - cleanin all that crust n grime out SHAVO putrid ears and well they all love talkin bout it and if they refuse my invitation I humiliate them by post pics of them doin it back in the day so it's just for fun and they all love it anway BOO attend each year and lmao we always put on a lil HACKER CORE and all share a laugh

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