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Post Comment"You will never be one of us." -- Donald J. Trump
Jones added, "After a brief hiatus it's been privilege to be back at the helm on the Todd Jones / Todd Jones ft. NAILS street cassette split. I knew after inventing powerviolence and mean music in the early 80s we had done something special. If you like kitchen appliance guitar saws and triple bass blast kicks, then this one's for you!"
"The thing is that a split EP is pretty much what this is all about. You wouldn't get it if you are not one of us. But this idea had been around for a while and it was always crucial. So we are just trying to live up to our hype here. Just bear with us please. We are at the top of our game here. Won't get better than this." -Todd Jones
Todd Jones is the Mike Hood of this genre...bipolar and difficult to deal with.
Todd Jones is the Frankie Palmieri of this genre... coke farts for days.
"Born from the womb, raised in the streets. Never the two shall meet. Rollin' like a playa, a thug and a slayer. Fear me, fear my wrath, I'll pound you with my staff. Creepin' in the shadows, frolickin' in meadows. I'm behind ya, watch yo back, I'm a hound on the attack!" -Mike Hood
Todd Jones is the David Lee Roth of this genre... he got kicked out of a successful band.
Hard Candy from the B9 here. Nails has nothing on Brockton's finest. Closed Casket missed the boat by not putting out a Full of Hell/Punch The Klown split. Who cares about Nails anyway?
Publicity stunt, keep making music and check your ego
"Spittin' like a llama, I ain't want no drama. Kickin it easy like a mule with self esteezy. Breakin' rules and records like the limbs of f*kcin' lepers. I'm the prince of tides, the bonafide, the meanest ride. Watch me leave you in the dust like a dog gettin' cussed. Out!" -Frankie Palmeri
"Got my hair down and my chest out. Look at you puppy, gonna pout? Ridin' down the street with the wind at my feet, all these ladies I'd like to meet, with a deal that's hard to beat. Gettin' little rowdy, gettin little frisky. Let's take this party to the bedroom, sweety. I'll show you that you missed me." -David Lee Roth
Lily from AT&T makes my nail full of hell ready to release my spitting ep (ejacuilating penis)
Uh.................. so what the fck was all that tmz music about nails breaking up and blah blah blah ........ uhhhhhh ........ Frrrrttt
Todd Jones is the David Lee Roth of this genre... he got kicked out of a successful band. Ya mean Terror, which he quit? Nails are a bigger draw in the US than Terror now, you coke fart sniffing gay
That Lilly from AT&T comment...backed hard bruh!
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"lily from at&t makes me c-m hard everywhere" - todd jones
todd jones is the sofia rose of this genre, i'd titfck him until i'm raw
Todd Jones is the Pete Rose of this genre... He's banned from the hall of fame.
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I had to pay Frankie Palmeri for a coke fart - Chris Collins
Todd is a secretive homosexual, and here's the clincher. If you look at the black shading in the pic, it looks like a micro-penis about to enter an rear NEVER BE ONE OF US IS GAY gayRY IN A SENTENCE JUICEBOX HOMO RIFFS
"Todd Jones is the Mike Hood of this genre...bipolar and difficult to deal with." So true.
Looks like a mid 90's Pessimiser album cover
Oh nice they decided to steal Gatecreeper's artwork.
"Todd Jones is the Mike Hood of this genre...bipolar and difficult to deal with." So true. ^^^^^ I love Hoods and I love Nails (sorry, nerds) but this is so true. Quit taking yourself so seriously and just TAKE A fckING BREAK if you need to. Stop "announcing" shit that just makes you look wishy-washy later.
You guys are stupid Todd Jones and Mikey Hood are from the same genre
Hard Candy from the B9 here. I am NOT Kris Mission. Or am I? OH WOWWWWW!!!
Who on this forum has tongue punched their dad's fart box? Dude dicks only.
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