we would like everyone to welcome our new vocalist.who is: VOLUMES.the one you've all been waiting for. -@volumeslahttps://t.co/k98nt0FBDh
— Vans Warped Tour (@VansWarpedTour) June 4, 2016
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Post Commentits like Frankie Palmeri took a massive shit and it started a band.
I can only imagine the kind of people that could possibly care about this.
I guess it's every wigger bands dream to have a actual black guy.
...and the white dude? Did they lose both terrible vocalists?
These dudes filmed this and released it and are apparently not fcking horribly humiliated. Think about that. Being such a bag of failures that you could produce that and think it's "cool."
I was so relieved to hear this news...I can finally get a good nights sleep. I've had the nervous squirts and insomnia about their pick for a new vocalist.
Fronzilla would have been a better fit with these back tracking wigger scabs.
Sam Favata here! I lost my hair before I lost my virginity. Speaking of which, has anyone seen my hair piece? I lost it while sucking off Drowning. CHUGCORE.
These are the type of guys who will constantly ask you where to get coke even though you have no idea where to get it.
This reminded me of one of those cheesy WWE backstage vignettes, instead of saying "See you at Warped Your" I halfway excpected them to say "See you at Hell in a Cell".
Woah look out guys, theyre packing heat. LOLOLOL
Two years from now: "We'd like to introduce you to our new vocalist Mat Bruso"
Yo what's up just Brian Sankus here, checking in to say I am pumped to guzzle Coors Light with my homies in Volumes all summer long on Warped. Catch me in the parking lot just before load out to catch my load in your mouth.
^^ Sankus here. again stfu basment poser gay. goof off at a show this summer and see what happens. approach me mid set on slaughter... gouge your eyes out. use the restroom while ATB are performing... run you over with the tour bus. mention Justin Lowe. . at this point it's redundant. Brian Sankus
SANKUS and JUSTIN LOWE are just scum trying to be Todd Jones, eat poop ya toad.
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Awkward , and corny...two singers...meh.