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Post Commentwho actually likes this band outside of stupid white trash who pound bud heavy tall boys?
this band turned into trash after their first two albums
who would burn brain cells reading his shit book to begin with?
Wow no wonder you anonymous idiots in most news comments arent the least bit humorous or intelligent. You actually knew about this shit band before they were on TV lolololol, trash.
jemenez: so knowing things makes you LESS intelligent? nice logic fail, f@ggot
Knowing anything of this abomination to music does yes, pssy.
Five Finger gaaaayyyyeeee. And now we await them all to overdose and die.
this band is full of queefs who can't play good music, so they rip off every other band on the radio and act like they are geniuses. fck this stupid band, they should have broken up before they got famous
who actually likes this band outside of stupid white trash who pound bud heavy tall boys? No on, but there's a lot of dudes like that out there.
Jemenez for the fail. I hear Jemenez gives good head...
This would be more enjoyable to watch then seeing them play their shitty music.
john cena in the form of a "metal band". surprised he didn't bring some kids on stage, prance around with them, and sign their elmo stuffed animals
best head of the midwest, but lets just stay pushing these keyboards.
This band sucks the largest of monumental sized balls. I hope they die horrible, horrible deaths.
jemenez ironically being a keyboard warrior himself, "XD XD so ironic bro haha dank *fistbump*"
Dude doesn't own 1 pair of pants. Shorts with a down jacket, scarf, hat and gloves was never cool...trendsetter.
Yeah that's why i said LETS dipshit, but yeah doug funny right, cool
DOUG FUNNIE WILL SMASH YOU BRO, YEAH YOU JEMENZ. SUCK IT WET! - Al and Moo
"I've never heard of these guys, or door knobs, or slayer, or females, or waffles, waffle irons and ESPN. I have heard of Dirtbike funnie, but only in the last 4 months while posting on this new lamb goat website." -Jemenez
Let's fire/blame crew members when you also mention technical problems even before you went on stage, yet decided to chance it anyway. Did the disposed of crew members write the book you were so angry about? Take your ego to Walmart and buy a single pair of PANTS, ghost.
"we got your six"...metal is fcking corny and laughable at best these days. boy bands with breakdowns.
"I WANT YOUR SEX!!!" - Ivan Moody Is how ya do it!
Memphis, TX has plenty of music shops. Go buy a powered speaker for $500, have FOH feed you a mix, and point it at yourselves. There's your fcking monitor, you douchebags.
Damn metal would improve tenfold just by them breaking up
Its not the band thats the problem its memphis thats the problem they need new sound groups i have been there many of times and their sound stage sucks makes good bands sound like crap i will never go back to memphis again
Who is Jemenez_Cricket and why are they being so gay?
five finger jack off dcks is the worst band in history, they suck ass, their fans all suck each other off
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Ivan has been a huge sucker since motograter days. I'm glad this happened and I hope he goes back to doing meth. Douche.