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Post CommentJust kick the fcking guy, it's not like the fans will miss the singer or anything.
They spelled Suffocate wrong.. on purpose.. because thats what numetal is all about. Im gonna start a band called Brest Reduktion.
damn now what're the 5 people that actually listen to this band gonna do
we have problems, how do you deal with it, put it on the web. This isnt house wives of tulsa dipstick
since when is lambgoat censored? going for the soccer mom crowd ey
Post documentation. While youre at it, post Obama's birth certificate.
how do you pronounce "fck"? "/f,ast??risk,?k/"?
This is the worst band in metal...whoever likes these guys suck at life.
Frrrrttt I'd rather listen to Frankie rap about how hard he is
I remember seeing these guys back a few years ago...even the local scene kids couldn't wait for it to end. That bad.
Smells like somebody's behind on child support
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. fck YOUR TOUR BAND, AND GET A JOB, GET MARRIED, START A LIFE SO YOUR FAMILY CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT WHEN YOUR BULLSHIT PIPE DREAM IS GOING TO END. BEST THING I EVER EVER EEEEEVEEEERR DID WAS STOP BEING IN A TOURING BAND WASTEING MY LIFE AWAY, AND THATS.COMING FROM A BAND THAT WAS WAY "BIGGER" THAN YOURS. QUIT. GROW UP.
^ sure thing, dad. i'm sure these guys will get right on that.
DAD? ITS COOL, STOP JERKING OFF IN YOUR PARENTS SHOWER AND MOVE OUT. SHITTY BANDS, SHITTY KIDS, SHITTY TOURS, SHITTY LIVES. Too bad this opinion eventually turns fact. Sincerely, DAD.
IM GONNA SPEAK IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT MUCH PUNCTUATION BECAUSE IT SAYS HOW VERY SERIOUS MY TIRADE IS TO THE REST OF THE INTERNET I AM VERY JADED ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE AS A ROADIE FOR DANCE GAVIN DANCE THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY TIMES YOU CAN BUY A SLIGHTLY USED APPLE COMPUTER WITHOUT RECEIVING ANYTHING BUT A DRY ASS fckING BEFORE YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH AND ARE GOING TO TAKE TO THE INTERNET TO VENT ABOUT IT!!!11
LOL. It's funny how all the respected, legendary bands like Islander never have drama like this.
anonymous 2 hours ago NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. fck YOUR TOUR BAND, AND GET A JOB, GET MARRIED, START A LIFE SO YOUR FAMILY CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT WHEN YOUR BULLSHIT PIPE DREAM IS GOING TO END. BEST THING I EVER EVER EEEEEVEEEERR DID WAS STOP BEING IN A TOURING BAND WASTEING MY LIFE AWAY, AND THATS.COMING FROM A BAND THAT WAS WAY "BIGGER" THAN YOURS. QUIT. GROW UP. ^^^member of Islander
break the fck up already, no one gives a fck about this weak ass music. fck your vocalist and the rest of you.
Yo Alex, can you please start an anonymous gayz column? Ever since you made it an option i have now become dumber. Thank you, now im gunna go fu$k all these idiots moms infront of them.
it would be cool to actually meet some of you gays and physically fight you. Though thats impossible unfortunately. Oh sorry, this time i took the CAPS off. You gays with your rebuttal are probably ALL in God awful bands who are just.defending other God awful bands. But hey, thats cool, you "30 year olds emotionally going onto 16yr olds go on having eachothers backs.
HAHAHAHAHA LARS YOU HAVE AND ALWAYS fckING WILL SUCK AT DRUMS YOU GOOFY BEANER DUCK LOOKIN LIKE MOTHERfckER. SERIOUSLY YOUR ENTIRE BAND HAS BEEN FULL OF SEX OFFENDERS, DRUG ADDICTS, WANNA BE GANGSTER OH I LISTEN TO RAP BUT I PLAY METAL IM FROM OAKLAND I LIKE GETTING RAILED UP THE jerk BY JERROD ARMITAGES MISSING FINGERS
even when i thought whitechapel was the greatest band ever at the height of deathcore this band still blew fat nutzzz biggest dooshes ever too. they stayed at our house and ricky wouldnt come in cuz he's edge and too cool. worst band ever and thats bad when i listen to shit bands like for the fallen dreams and emmure and im being serious
All this comments are obviously Mike Tiner. -Mike tiner
fck Cannadians and their small ding dongs.
Ken Susi has nothing to do with this, best of luck to yous! PARTY WAS EPIC IF YOU MISSED IT!!! I saw Lars from machine head do 6 keg stands in 10 minutes. RAD! Come visit me at the suffocate tour booth! ALL mass. dates! - Kenneth Sushred
You have to be pretty fcking gay to not even show up for a spot in the band that is the easiest to play. What a gay. All of their singers besides Jarred were gays. Im fact, fck this band. On A Warpath was better.
i dere u all to come to mfoy, sneaks and 751 to fight me motherfckers
This is the final straw that will break the ice for the WWIII involving Canada and States
The band is obviously on meth. Tweaker issues. Hahahaha Suffokates been done for a long time.
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fck THAT GUY. "IN THE DARK" ANY1 ELSE GET THE IRONY!??!?!!!!111