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Post Commentthey will crash and burn one week in. you can stay up on coke for only so long
Not a fan of this band but some of these venues are way smaller than I'd expect a band like The Melvins to be playing.
hell yeah im not going to any show! melvins are good.
can't believe no one has done this yet. you sure Iron Maiden didn't try to pull some shit like this?
im sure plenty of bands have played the lower 48 in 48-50 days, its the alaskas and hawaii's that get you
Epic! I hope they pull it off. I'll be at the Denver date to supply them with more coke.
unless it's 50 shows in 50 days, i could really give 2 fcks.
the AK to seattle drive will be the absolute worst
i'm not a fan or anything, but that is sick, i'd go see them in Brooklyn just for props
This is nuts. So many good scenes being skipped over in favor of weird-ass routings.
Will attend absolutely none of it, but gotta give them props for this.
Melvins are crazy motherfckers but also intelligent Jews. God bless them forever.
AWESOME! what studs. I'd love to see all the emo gays talking shit on here try it!
Since I missed their last Nashville show, I'll definitely be at the one in Louisville. This guy is stoked.
I've heard from a reliable source Refused will be on this.
WHAT THE fck ABOUT PUERTO RICO, THE U.S. VIRGIN ISLANDS AND GUAM?!?!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!
The CA to HI drive will be the absolute worst.
Props, but still not as impressive as HORSE The Band's Earth Tour
unless it's 100 states in 52 days, i just don't see any of this going down at all.
>>The CA to HI drive will be the absolute worst.<< You dumb dumb they're going to hire the bus driver from Southpark and cruise straight across the ocean no problem.
George Thorogood and the Destroyers did it back in 1980 (according to Wikipedia)...move it on over, Buzz
The best way to go from CA to HI is to travel by map.
There is going to be a trail of sludge all over the country now..
Now taking bets on the spread of number of shows played versus tour dates listed. THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS.
they should play in puerto rico its kind of like a state....
no way they are going to make it in time from alaska to seattle.
never thought in my lifetime I would see The Melvins in Alaska, but I'm stoked.
Are they gonna appear on America's Got Talent.
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No Antarctica, no care ever