NewsJune 5, 2012 12:42 PM ET10,209 views

Melvins to tour 50 states in 51 days

Official press release: The Melvins will attempt to become the Guinness World Record holders for the first band to tour the full United States and D.C. in 51 days with a tour kicking off Sept. 5 in Anchorage, Alaska and wrapping up Oct. 25 in Honolulu, Hawaii. "We figured it was time for us to do something REALLY crazy," said Osborne. "51 shows in 50 states plus 1 on D.C. and all in 51 days? Jeez! I wonder if we can do it?" The tour, which will feature the Melvins Lite line-up of Buzz Osborne, Dale Crover and Trevor Dunn, also marks the first time in the band's near 30-year history that they will perform in Alaska, New Hampshire, Delaware and Hawaii. Dates are as follows: 9/5 Anchorage, AK @ Bear Tooth Theatre and Pub 9/6 Seattle, WA @ Showbox at The Market 9/7 Oregon @ TBA 9/8 Boise, ID @ Neurolux Lounge 9/9 Missoula, MT @ Top Hat Lounge 9/10 Salt Lake City, UT @ Club Sound 9/11 Casper, WY @ TBA 9/12 Denver, CO @ Bluebird Theatre 9/13 Lawrence, KS @ The Bottleneck 9/14 Columbia, MO @ The Blue Note 9/15 Omaha, NE @ The Waiting Room 9/16 Des Moines, IA @ House of Bricks 9/17 Sioux Falls, SD @ The Vault 9/18 Fargo, ND @ The Aquarium 9/19 Minneapolis, MN @ Grumpy's 9/20 Madison, WI @ High Noon Saloon 9/21 Chicago, IL @ Double Door 9/22 Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue Theatre 9/23 Louisville, KY @ The Vernon Club 9/24 Detroit, MI @ Smalls 9/25 Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop 9/26 Morgantown, WV @ 123 Pleasant Street 9/27 Jermyn, PA @ Eleanor Rigby's 9/28 South Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground 9/29 Dover, NH @ Dover Brickhouse 9/30 Portland, ME @ Asylum 10/1 Boston, MA @ Paradise Rock Club 10/2 Pawtucket, RI @ The Met Cafe 10/3 New Haven, CT @ Toad's Place 10/4 Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall of Williamsburg 10/5 Hoboken, NJ @ Maxwell's 10/6 Wilmington, DE @ Mojo 13 10/7 Baltimore, MD @ Ottobar 10/8 Washington, DC @ Black Cat 10/9 Charlottesville, VA @ Jefferson Theatre 10/10 Carrboro, NC @ Cat's Cradle 10/11 Knoxville, TN @ The Square Room 10/12 Greenville, SC @ The Handle Bar 10/13 Athens, GA @ 40 Watt Club 10/14 Birmingham, AL @ Bottle Tree 10/15 Pensacola, FL @ Vinyl Music Hall 10/16 Jackson, MS @ Duling Hall 10/17 Little Rock, AR @ Juanita's Cantina 10/18 Baton Rouge, LA @ Spanish Moon 10/19 Austin, TX @ Mohawk 10/20 Norman, OK @ Opolis Production 10/21 Albuquerque, NM @ Launchpad 10/22 Phoenix, AZ @ Crescent Ballroom 10/23 Las Vegas, NV @ Artifice 10/24 Los Angeles, CA @ Hollywood Forever Cemetery 10/25 Honolulu, HI @ The Republik

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anonymous 6/5/2012 10:01:51 AM

No Antarctica, no care ever

anonymous 6/5/2012 10:08:18 AM

they will crash and burn one week in. you can stay up on coke for only so long

Mike 6/5/2012 10:24:21 AM

Will be at the RI date or possibly NH.

anonymous 6/5/2012 10:43:45 AM

Not a fan of this band but some of these venues are way smaller than I'd expect a band like The Melvins to be playing.

anonymous 6/5/2012 10:54:29 AM

Sponsored by Crystal Meth

AssController 6/5/2012 11:00:18 AM

Melvins rule. Go kill yourself.

ineedsalt 6/5/2012 11:23:13 AM

hell yeah im not going to any show! melvins are good.

LoydChristmas 6/5/2012 11:41:10 AM

can't believe no one has done this yet. you sure Iron Maiden didn't try to pull some shit like this?

anonymous 6/5/2012 11:42:30 AM

this tour is insane!

Black_Jacob 6/5/2012 11:47:56 AM

im sure plenty of bands have played the lower 48 in 48-50 days, its the alaskas and hawaii's that get you

xenosapien 6/5/2012 11:48:52 AM

Epic! I hope they pull it off. I'll be at the Denver date to supply them with more coke.

anonymous 6/5/2012 11:53:49 AM

unless it's 50 shows in 50 days, i could really give 2 fcks.

anonymous 6/5/2012 11:59:32 AM

^ It's 50 states + DC, idiot.

anonymous 6/5/2012 12:00:44 PM

the AK to seattle drive will be the absolute worst

anonymous 6/5/2012 12:01:51 PM

Antarctica isn't a state Chet

anonymous 6/5/2012 12:29:20 PM

^^nobody said it was dickless

horseheadxbookends 6/5/2012 12:47:07 PM

i'm not a fan or anything, but that is sick, i'd go see them in Brooklyn just for props

duckduckfootloose 6/5/2012 12:52:40 PM

This is nuts. So many good scenes being skipped over in favor of weird-ass routings.

slut 6/5/2012 1:09:17 PM

Will attend absolutely none of it, but gotta give them props for this.

theironsheik 6/5/2012 1:31:03 PM

Melvins are crazy motherfckers but also intelligent Jews. God bless them forever.

anonymous 6/5/2012 2:07:25 PM

AWESOME! what studs. I'd love to see all the emo gays talking shit on here try it!

stewietantrum 6/5/2012 2:16:28 PM

Since I missed their last Nashville show, I'll definitely be at the one in Louisville. This guy is stoked.

anonymous 6/5/2012 2:55:09 PM

I've heard from a reliable source Refused will be on this.

anonymous 6/5/2012 3:13:07 PM

^touch me

anonymous 6/5/2012 3:38:43 PM

They are obviously flying from AK to WA.....

anonymous 6/5/2012 3:59:01 PM

WHAT THE fck ABOUT PUERTO RICO, THE U.S. VIRGIN ISLANDS AND GUAM?!?!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!

anonymous 6/5/2012 4:23:06 PM

The CA to HI drive will be the absolute worst.

godless 6/5/2012 5:02:57 PM

hell yeah

anonymous 6/5/2012 5:24:21 PM

Props, but still not as impressive as HORSE The Band's Earth Tour

anonymous 6/5/2012 7:24:51 PM

Ruin this Oregon! RUIN IT

anonymous 6/5/2012 10:50:47 PM

unless it's 100 states in 52 days, i just don't see any of this going down at all.

anonymous 6/6/2012 12:26:55 AM

>>The CA to HI drive will be the absolute worst.<< You dumb dumb they're going to hire the bus driver from Southpark and cruise straight across the ocean no problem.

TheLoudestGuyInTheRoom 6/6/2012 5:33:14 AM

George Thorogood and the Destroyers did it back in 1980 (according to Wikipedia)...move it on over, Buzz

Snoopy2 6/6/2012 7:24:12 AM

Van flip in no time trust me

duckduckfootloose 6/6/2012 8:17:16 AM

The best way to go from CA to HI is to travel by map.

br0kenhymen 6/6/2012 11:36:11 AM

There is going to be a trail of sludge all over the country now..

RickRock 6/6/2012 11:51:06 AM

Now taking bets on the spread of number of shows played versus tour dates listed. THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS.

anonymous 6/6/2012 3:17:44 PM

they should play in puerto rico its kind of like a state....

anonymous 6/6/2012 11:33:37 PM

no way they are going to make it in time from alaska to seattle.

anonymous 6/11/2012 3:43:45 AM

never thought in my lifetime I would see The Melvins in Alaska, but I'm stoked.

dustybutt 6/11/2012 11:13:40 AM

that's one hell of a booking agent.

anonymous 6/12/2012 10:31:05 AM

Terror fans are not stoked

anonymous 6/15/2012 8:21:11 PM

Are they gonna appear on America's Got Talent.




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