Lower Than Atlantis signs with Island Records

FIRST! Butt-hole penetration enthusiasts are stoked!

People who suffer from partial to complete deafness are fcking stoked

fck IT TO THE MAN!....on the same label as Bon Jovi and J. Lo....

"ive see a million faces, and i blew them all" - Lower Than Atlantis

a new label will not make this shitty band better.

Why yes, you are fcking the man.

yea fck IT TO THE MAN! ....*blindly signs extensive contract with major label*

fck IT TO THE BAND

"fck it to the man"? Sounds, um, suspect. I'm sure those fruitcakes will enjoy every minute of it

Don Woodruff is stoked

Higher than Panama signs to Isthmus Records.

Band with a name deep in the ocean signs to label with a name at sea level. That's about the most interesting thing I can determine from this big steaming pile of cow dung.

band is awesome. good for them.

i like this band. kudos to the lower than atlantis crew

Stupid band name.

People who've dropped out of the hardcore scene are stoked.

Don Woodruff is stoked....I would be too if I got to tour internationally, even if the band sucks.

band is totally meh not horrible, but not any good either

Has to be Europe only. No way anyone thinks them signing to a major here is a good move. Or maybe they do, explaining, once again, that bands are retarded and majors are going out of business.

Good band, Sumerian is far from stoked though.

YOOOO!

that shot ass bitch Don Woodruff is stoked