Swashbuckle replaces drummer

Official press release: New Jersey's very own pirate thrashers Swashbuckle have recently parted ways with drummer Captain Crashride. His replacement will be Bootsmann Collins from the band We All Have Day Jobs. Vocalist/bassist Admiral Nobeard commented: "Ahoy scallywags and asshats! There's been a bit of a change in the 'buckle rank as of late. We have recently parted ways with drummer Captain Crashride. He brought us five years of service and utter shenanigans, and we wish him nothing but the best in combating that extreme outbreak of scurvy. With that being said, we now have a new drummer stepping up to fill the boots and more so to speak, and that man be none other than Bootsmann Collins. He's a fucking killer drummer and quite the retarded pirate. So we couldn't be more stoked to have him aboard. So please give him a warm welcome with yar internet shit-talk and utter disgust for everything piratical. We wouldn't have it any other way. Eat a bowl of fuck!"