Buccaneer-themed thrash band Swashbuckle is currently in the studio recording a new album, titled "Crime Always Pays." The effort is being tracked at an undisclosed location and a late-summer release via Nuclear Blast Records is expected.
The group comments: "At the moment we pirates three are hard at work on recording our new album entitled 'Crime Always Pays.' That's right jerks, the thrash band with a pirate problem is back in action crafting malicious metal jams with tales of piratical shenannigans. It's gonna be a heavy record, so expect to beat the shit out of your siblings and parental units whilst ye get caught in a mosh. Expect some video-updates as we progress on our studio-adventures of musical-retardation, and while you're at it, catch us on the road in May with Hypocrisy. It'll be a killer time. Some of the new song titles we got rollin' with are: 'This Rounds On You!', 'Raw-Doggin' At the Rawbar', and 'You Bring the Cannons, We'll Bring the Balls.' Aye, I know what you be thinkin', this seems like a whole 'lotta hooplah, but let me assure you...heh, it says ass....uh, where was I. Oh yeah, let me assure you that it'll thrash your fucking brains into your butthole. Yep. I stand by that, Brain-Thrashed Buttholes."
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hatredoftheliving
4/1/2010 10:32:33 AM
Best press release in a long time. Not really into the band, but they've got a good sense of humor about what they're doing.
Crunk_Bank
4/1/2010 10:32:36 AM
At this point, I wouldn't even be surprised if this were real.
GorillaTriscuits
4/1/2010 10:48:49 AM
This just in - Johnny Depp is making a guest appearance on the record!
Chris_Of_Tyrants
4/1/2010 10:53:21 AM
Gotta give them credit for the title You Bring the Cannons, We'll Bring the Balls.. Shoulda been the album title imo..
philadelphia_breadsmasher
4/1/2010 3:34:11 PM
this band sounds like a shitty 90's grunge band
hall_of_wax
4/1/2010 4:39:58 PM
Buccaneer-themed thrash band. Welcome to America.
rickitycrickit
4/1/2010 9:55:22 PM
who do they think they are, senses fail?
IHatePubes
4/2/2010 8:38:45 AM
scurvy-core scurvy-core scurvy-core scurvy-core scurvy-core scurvy-core scurvy-core scurvy-core scurvy-core scurvy-core!!!
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