News•March 25, 2009 1:11 PM ET•3,685 views

Annotations Of An Autopsy seeks bassist

Recent Nuclear Blast Records signees Annotations Of An Autopsy are now in search of a replacement for bass player Ross Davey, who left the group this week. According to the band, "There is no bad blood or anything. We didn't kick him out. It was down to a number of reasons which would have prevented him from touring full-time with us. It's sad to see him go, he's been with us for years and we'll still remain friends." Here's the official word on the position: "Who is ready to jump into working on our new album and tour from July onwards? It doesn't matter where in the UK you live as long as you can travel. If you're intrested, you must be 18+, be able to tour full-time and have a lot of stage presence. No shy people who are afraid to krunk their junk on stage. You must be a hard worker, be able to take the good with the bad and have a laugh. If you're not into death metal then don't even bother. If you think you're going join the band and walk straight into a set salary then you're mistaken. A band isn't a 9-5 paid job and if you think you can just walk into a bunch of money then you can fuck off. If you want to apply, send a video of you playing 'Years of Disgust' along with a small bio on yourself, what equipment you have and a picture of yourself. If you've played in any other bands and have any live videos send links to annotationsofanautopsy@hotmail.co.uk"

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xgambloatx 3/25/2009 10:20:06 AM

First and who?

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peeinyourbutt 3/25/2009 10:30:14 AM

for one this band sucks hardcore c-ck, and for two we paid their singer to do some of our artwork, and he did nothing but give us shit, his art sucked it looked like ive seen it before so i was convinced he stole the art work from someone else.

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ChesterTheMolester 3/25/2009 10:41:33 AM

frrrrttttttt

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LordChristmas 3/25/2009 10:50:26 AM

gayest band ever

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awkward_man_hug 3/25/2009 10:51:50 AM

SHE BLED FROM EVERY fckING HOLE!

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ikillinmydreams 3/25/2009 11:02:20 AM

fck this

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JULIOJULIOJULIO 3/25/2009 11:20:51 AM

personally, it's very important to me if a bass player can properly krunk their junk onstage. i hope they make the right choice on this important decision.

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dylanrocksss 3/25/2009 11:34:09 AM

gayest gay band going.

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god_bless 3/25/2009 11:58:40 AM

<-- cares.

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BigDaddyD 3/25/2009 12:16:46 PM

"Look guys, we just got signed and our bassist realized he wanted to get a life, so if you're down for playing open notes all night, and don't plan on ever doing anything in life, get at us"

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hatredoftheliving 3/25/2009 12:20:37 PM

krunk their junk krunk their junk krunk their junk krunk their junk krunk their junk krunk their junk krunk their junk krunk their junk

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forest610 3/25/2009 12:47:22 PM

what a waste of good equipment.

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moshroomhead 3/25/2009 12:48:23 PM

crank that junk

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zukkahmahdeek00 3/25/2009 12:51:44 PM

It's no surprise this gay band uses hotmail.

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cultureofwaste 3/25/2009 1:07:44 PM

"Annotations Of An Autopsy seeks music that doesn't blow"

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master_of_profits 3/25/2009 1:15:12 PM

ill never understand how bands like this can honestly think they are a death metal band.

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ihateemo123 3/25/2009 1:17:24 PM

god awful fckin band

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My_Fist_Your_Face 3/25/2009 4:57:14 PM

krunk their junk....

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HeavyDutyAtThaAirport 3/25/2009 5:10:03 PM

He must have read the coments from the last news post.

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Jibbles 3/25/2009 5:25:51 PM

2 news posts about this shit band in less than a week....NO CARE

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stooooopid 3/25/2009 5:28:13 PM

Pfffttt.......

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rochesterian 3/25/2009 6:11:25 PM

"krunk your junk..." *repeats in English accent*

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liferuinerjailbait 3/25/2009 8:29:12 PM

singer is a gay and owes us money for artwork he never did as well. I can't wait for them to tour America so I can introduce them to our health care system.

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metaljohn 3/25/2009 9:49:11 PM

lmao @ "introduce him to our healthcare systemn" thats almost as xbr00talx as this bands music.

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r_j_macready 3/26/2009 3:01:02 AM

I love how this band actually thinks they are death metal. Shit made me laugh continuously for minutes.

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RogerKlotz 3/27/2009 5:53:21 PM

if anyone wants to lose money to come tour and play bad music with us, let us know..

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bloodhammer 3/29/2009 12:26:43 AM

ReeeeeeReeeeeBreeeeBreeeeeeee smoke meth and eat a big mac

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