Annotations Of An Autopsy seeks bassist

Recent Nuclear Blast Records signees Annotations Of An Autopsy are now in search of a replacement for bass player Ross Davey, who left the group this week. According to the band, "There is no bad blood or anything. We didn't kick him out. It was down to a number of reasons which would have prevented him from touring full-time with us. It's sad to see him go, he's been with us for years and we'll still remain friends." Here's the official word on the position: "Who is ready to jump into working on our new album and tour from July onwards? It doesn't matter where in the UK you live as long as you can travel. If you're intrested, you must be 18+, be able to tour full-time and have a lot of stage presence. No shy people who are afraid to krunk their junk on stage. You must be a hard worker, be able to take the good with the bad and have a laugh. If you're not into death metal then don't even bother. If you think you're going join the band and walk straight into a set salary then you're mistaken. A band isn't a 9-5 paid job and if you think you can just walk into a bunch of money then you can fuck off. If you want to apply, send a video of you playing 'Years of Disgust' along with a small bio on yourself, what equipment you have and a picture of yourself. If you've played in any other bands and have any live videos send links to annotationsofanautopsy@hotmail.co.uk"