NewsJuly 24, 2008 2:31 PM ET3,158 views

Imperial sidelined by injury

Activity in the Imperial camp has been impeded as-of-late following a foot injury suffered by their guitarist. Here's an update from the band: "Two weeks back Josh was at work making a delivery in the rain when he slipped on the driveway dropping a fifty-pound block right on his foot shattering several bones in several different places. Josh will be on the couch bored for the next six weeks doing absolutely nothing trying his best to recover without having surgery. So say a little prayer that he does not die from boredom and that he recovers fully soon. When he is better we will be finishing our new album and posting many of the songs for you to download right off our Myspace."

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AttheGatesPwnsYerN00bz 7/24/2008 11:37:12 AM

first post

Brett_ 7/24/2008 12:20:47 PM

What does he deliver?

tom_will_rise 7/24/2008 12:26:15 PM

50 pound blocks, apparently

panzram 7/24/2008 12:39:38 PM

chop chop with my block gay

xMP5Kx 7/24/2008 12:57:45 PM

Hello Block Hut. I'd like a 50-pound block with extra block and a 6-pack of Coke.

dustybutt 7/24/2008 1:28:28 PM

Yeah bro... I was just carrying around this 50 pound block the other day... and I was soaking wet in the rain... looking all good and shit.. you know bro.

kenny 7/24/2008 1:37:38 PM

put him out of his boredom and misery, and take him out in the woods just shoot the son of a bitch.

beatoff 7/24/2008 2:36:30 PM

He must be one of those guys who plays the guitar with his feet. Truly amazing.

murder_boner 7/24/2008 3:48:39 PM

shit band break the fck up already

Forever_True 7/24/2008 4:18:11 PM

Not a smart move. I broke my hand over 10 years ago and did not have insurance at the time so I did not get proper treatment. My hand still hurts every day. Suck it up and get it treated

SHUTUP 7/24/2008 4:48:23 PM

GoD YoU GuYs ArE DiCks! Hilarious though hahaha.

pongo_pigmayis 7/24/2008 10:33:32 PM

maybe he shouldnt carry fifty pound blocks!

hall_of_wax 7/24/2008 11:15:25 PM

while laying on the couch, josh was bitten by a spider and then the couch was hit by an 18-wheeler and flipped several times, destroying all the band's merch. we are accepting paypal donations.

xBILLfromsteinx 7/25/2008 1:11:38 AM

oohh what a big man you are. here let me buy you a pack of gum and chew it for ya

get__offyourcross 7/25/2008 2:14:22 AM

no prayer. no god.

thehays 7/25/2008 4:53:42 PM

recover without having surgery? no amount of praying could make that shit come true

dmo5150 7/27/2008 1:53:56 AM

this band is awful. the only person who cheers at their shows is their gfs. gay band drop a block on your head.


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