NewsApril 7, 2008 7:48 PM ET9,469 views

Brain Drill reforms

Not surprisingly, Northern California metal band Brain Drill has reformed. You may recall their meltdown last month. Here's the official word [we question the use of the word "rumors," since the band themselves announced the break-up]: "Brain Drill will be carrying on despite all the recent rumors of break ups. The band is currently looking for a new drummer and more information will be made available shortly for those interested in trying out for the spot."

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sgtslaughter 4/7/2008 4:53:03 PM

First fcking Post

djdjdj 4/7/2008 4:53:06 PM

first post. lol gays

thelindbergbaby 4/7/2008 4:54:03 PM

peebis

KittensJ666 4/7/2008 4:55:44 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

metal_bob 4/7/2008 4:56:16 PM

hahahaha

snes 4/7/2008 4:56:17 PM

noke air

ourxpromises 4/7/2008 4:57:07 PM

thats nice kittens... got any more lovely stories?

DukeNukem 4/7/2008 4:57:48 PM

i just said what the fck out loud. lol

phobophile 4/7/2008 4:58:29 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

Brumsky 4/7/2008 4:59:53 PM

what a bunch of asshats

mummifiedcircuitry 4/7/2008 5:01:22 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

drewcifer 4/7/2008 5:02:49 PM

huge laughs at obviously annoyed news article

RobertRedford 4/7/2008 5:03:25 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

drewcifer 4/7/2008 5:03:42 PM

oh yeah, ballsack and stuff, too

Kevl 4/7/2008 5:09:10 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

Manute_Boldozer 4/7/2008 5:13:46 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

portslob 4/7/2008 5:14:29 PM

lick your gay wounds. you are officially a laughingstalk

mike_dexter 4/7/2008 5:15:49 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

YouAreSceneAsFuck 4/7/2008 5:23:49 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk

alangreenspan 4/7/2008 5:24:07 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

chas 4/7/2008 5:25:50 PM

hahahahahahahahhhahhahahaha

truthsayer 4/7/2008 5:30:15 PM

lol @ "rumors"

911yearolds 4/7/2008 5:34:22 PM

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JudasGoat 4/7/2008 5:34:33 PM

seriously, hahahahaha

youeatdickbeats_7 4/7/2008 5:40:28 PM

all you need is an electronic drum kit and triggers turned all the way up. gays

crackkills 4/7/2008 5:43:57 PM

oh dear god.... this is terrible news but at the same time great.

rickrock 4/7/2008 5:45:29 PM

4/7/2008 5:24:07 PM They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

flashtanto 4/7/2008 5:47:01 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

kaienshiba 4/7/2008 5:47:24 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

Flamboyant_Cowboy 4/7/2008 5:49:21 PM

Big shoes to fill. Marco is insane.

ghastly_poo 4/7/2008 5:57:23 PM

"Brain Drill has decided to carry on since none of us want to get a real job & need some way to finance our half eigth a day marijuana habit"

ghastly_poo 4/7/2008 5:58:26 PM

p.s. They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

throwtheballyes 4/7/2008 5:59:55 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

xrybreadx 4/7/2008 6:02:33 PM

*eagerly awaits 2nd break up that's sure to come after next tour* give up, gays

GWARRAPEDYOURDOG 4/7/2008 6:04:52 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

bang_bro 4/7/2008 6:09:19 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

zero_x_potential 4/7/2008 6:10:26 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

threexs 4/7/2008 6:17:44 PM

I heard they stripped them naked had them lift their ballsacks up so they could check underneath them, and then had them bend over and spread their asscheeks apart so they could look inside their jerks.

YouAreSceneAsFuck 4/7/2008 6:19:39 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

lordshredder 4/7/2008 6:24:54 PM

Hopefully this reformation will bring more hilarious stories. All the new drummer needs to do is blast for 3 minutes straight. No variation required.

davidbrent 4/7/2008 6:26:11 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

swampthang 4/7/2008 6:26:41 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

hussle 4/7/2008 6:34:46 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

mongoosemayhem 4/7/2008 6:35:10 PM

gays, get real.

sgd54 4/7/2008 6:38:47 PM

dave astor ex cattle decapitation is currently in contact with this band and more than likely will take over drumming duties, which is cool, liked his work on to serve a man.

forumdrama 4/7/2008 6:39:05 PM

Oh man, typical goating. A band everyone was stoked into 2 months ago, everyone's like "gays" and "give it up" or reciting the hilarious 1st break up story. Band is sick, I'm glad to hear they're not finished yet.

fuckyourxs 4/7/2008 6:52:56 PM

Life In Your Way Also They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

torpor 4/7/2008 6:55:04 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

_mapexdrummer_ 4/7/2008 7:04:12 PM

this is fcking hilarious

neighbordave 4/7/2008 7:17:22 PM

they may as well just not reform. still an amazing band, but lord marco made it.

Chicken_Gang_Bang 4/7/2008 7:24:47 PM

I just took a big dump

xdonkeypunchx 4/7/2008 7:28:25 PM

i farted out of my ears.

wyatt 4/7/2008 7:29:59 PM

They left, they left they, they left!

forumdrama 4/7/2008 8:21:57 PM

"neighbordave 4/7/2008 7:17:22 PM they may as well just not reform. still an amazing band, but lord marco made it." nope. marco is expendable. see link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTLWMDm3wMs

freedomisrelative 4/7/2008 8:31:37 PM

lulz drill

TheWood 4/7/2008 8:34:47 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

Hunt_fish_with_dynamite 4/7/2008 9:09:35 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

gglives 4/7/2008 9:22:39 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

wolf_grenade 4/7/2008 9:41:20 PM

They looked in my ass and found a 3 cd deal with metal blade.... but I smoked 2much pot and forgot it was in there?

ratt_fink 4/7/2008 9:47:31 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

sonicrecoilvibrator 4/7/2008 10:00:23 PM

All I can say is, (if you record again) take more time in production and spend some more $ to make it easier to digest....your last effort was a mess.

j33bus 4/7/2008 10:03:26 PM

am i the only one here who actually liked apocalyptic feasting?

xvegeedgex 4/7/2008 10:07:42 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

Quesadilla 4/7/2008 10:17:30 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

BlackHumanWithaChimp 4/7/2008 10:23:49 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

sxecrackhead 4/7/2008 10:28:09 PM

I remember that stupid story. I just wanna know which dude cried about that...

eff_HxC 4/7/2008 10:30:16 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk

911yearolds 4/7/2008 11:14:43 PM

drill flip

bighairyrandomguy 4/7/2008 11:26:48 PM

Sick band! This post made me lol literally, all the quotes about the dudes ballsack over and over.

My_Fist_Your_Face 4/7/2008 11:42:47 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

castro 4/8/2008 12:05:14 AM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

Fur_Beach 4/8/2008 12:17:36 AM

*requirement: must smoke weed

balls_rich 4/8/2008 1:07:10 AM

so glad i didnt read ever read that big long meltdown. should of stayed broken up tho.

Chigurh 4/8/2008 1:32:44 AM

...Rumor has that...they stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

fuzzybunnysaxz 4/8/2008 2:37:42 AM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

ImRightYoureWrong 4/8/2008 3:06:12 AM

i dunno, forumdrama. it seems all these jagoffs are still stoked on this meaningless crap

anustitvaglol 4/8/2008 3:26:58 AM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

meanmuggin 4/8/2008 8:59:49 AM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk

tardarm 4/8/2008 10:55:52 AM

they stripped me naked opened up my jerk and stuffed my own balls in it. then they took turns kicking me in the ass

lgstalkam 4/8/2008 11:13:14 AM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

vertigo_index 4/8/2008 11:54:32 AM

Despite all the recent rumors, they did indeed strip me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

buttfucking 4/8/2008 11:58:13 AM

it should say, braindrill reforms.. singers jerk does not

fvckyouyoufvckingfvck 4/8/2008 12:01:22 PM

best news ever.

johnnygore 4/8/2008 12:53:40 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

johnnygore 4/8/2008 12:57:59 PM

its kind of hilarious that the aforementioned ballsack lifting and jerk spreading will be the first thing everyone thinks of when they hear "brain drill". also, fck spiders

Gnargoyle 4/8/2008 2:13:04 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

YouAreSceneAsFuck 4/8/2008 2:31:52 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

shit_spasm 4/8/2008 6:48:23 PM

this band is done, im not a huge fan of lord marco but his style was what pretty much made this band. although maybe with a new drummer all the songs wont sound the same and actually have other beats besides hyper blasts

blkmtl 4/8/2008 9:55:36 PM

Rumors? They were fcking interviews. fck this.

blkmtl 4/8/2008 9:56:08 PM

BTW, They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

cultureofwaste 4/8/2008 10:30:29 PM

this is dumb newz. listen to Keelhaul or KENmode instead.

I_put_the_fun_in_funeral 4/8/2008 10:58:08 PM

Tehy srtipepd me nkaed had me lfit my bcalalsk up so tehy culod cehck udenrnaeth it, and tehn had me bned oevr and srpaed my ashscekes aaprt so tehy colud look isndie my ahssloe.

BodyInFlames154 4/9/2008 1:09:26 AM

This band fcking sucks.

palmertraces 4/9/2008 1:41:01 PM

fcking state flip

methmouth 4/9/2008 1:52:00 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

Monty_The_Snake 4/9/2008 8:35:13 PM

sooo funny

ninjacheckmate 4/10/2008 1:45:44 AM

Brain Drill? Sounds like you could make money in this band...

glhxckid 4/10/2008 10:58:35 AM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk, and then they stuck a big black dildo inside my jerk.

OnlyAmandaGIVESgoodHED 4/10/2008 11:36:54 PM

saw that coming

xperineumx 8/27/2008 10:08:12 PM

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.




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