Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're f*cked up. Ah, you talk like a gay, and your shit's all retarded.

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Don't worry, ohmycar. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.

You might even be able to fly planes?!?

How's it hangin', ese?