TO MAKE SIFL LEVITATE

Don't ever tell me what to do.

I am achieving my fullest self, which is aries rising, I do not tell, I convey a message from Marduk to the heathen masses. 'men.

everyone smoke weed right now.

would you do bong hits with me?

If I get the first 20 hits yes

ok maybe you are the real xander

of course it's me, do you even realize how many usernames i've actually had over the long time i've posted here? most are because i don't care to remember my PW or email i made up to register a username; i can tell it's you though by the stink of a loaded diaper. oh well chong up

i was just joking around. it can be hard to tell because i'm not funny

you just got that stone cold face thing, you should be a poker player. just put on sunglasses so you can look away from the jingle keys and you'll win a shit ton of money, you could probably even buy webmasters house in we-rn-er-s-vul

i f*cking hate poker. i'm not gonna do that

I just adopted you, legally, while you were replying and you're gonna do it and make your dad, which is me, proud.

I can't smoke until later today -_-

Why not? You got lungs?

I'm waiting on a guitar and some pedals I ordered. I've also gotta drive to go pick up some records I ordered and I'm getting with this chick a little later. Don't wanna be blown outta my mind.