so i used to be good friends with a giant whale of a chick who did makeup for porn. she made great money flying out to LA or vegas doing makeup for big productions. she had a lot of porn star friends whom i met 4 or 5 over the years including some dudes lmao. anyway my friend was really close with sara jay. if you do any digging into sara jays social media you might find my friend. they were like best friend sisters. so i hung out with sara jay and some of her friends on a few occasions. one of these occasions was to go see opening night of batman the dark knight. afterwards we all went out to a late night diner spot to eat. thats when i find out sara jay is a super huge stoner (this ended being true of every porn star i met). so her and i clicked right away and ended up smoking a bunch of weed later and chilling. now i want to give you guys a piece of advice and also a little insight into how i smashed a lot. first of all i treated sara jay, and any of the rest of the chicks i ever meet, like one of the bros. the exact same approach i would use in meeting a new dude for the first time or two. and second i never breached the subject of porn or sex with her. chicks like her, strippers, models, women who use their body and sexuality as a tool are not used to being treated like a bro, and this is true of many more women. ok so back to sara jay, we're broing it up, smoking weed having a grand old time. we end up meeting two of her friends corrie and another sarah. corrie was an aspiring porn star but never did any films as far as i know. so she was basically just a whore. we smoke a ton of weed and by the end of the night i get sarah and corries phone numbers. time goes by and i end up dating corrie for like 4 months, and during this time we go to this massive house party/orgy in ogden utah at some porn invester dudes mansion. when we get there we run into sara jay and we all set out on smoking a ton of weed. so we go outside, theres this massive natural pool with private grottos. hot ass chicks are swimming naked and shit. my friends all start trying to bang them. as people get continually more smashed, a bunch of the girls start having an argument when he says he could tell them apart with his eyes closed just by them blowing him. so they actually start doing it lmao which cracks me up to no end cause he has no clue of course. he just wanted to get topped off by all these chicks. so we get to where we want to shower and dry off. someone tells us to go into this guest house area with private rooms and showers. so the girls run in there and im like following behind. i go into what i think is where corrie went and i hear her showering so i go in there and its all dark and steamy with privacy glass on the shower. im like hell yea its goin down in this shower so i round the corner with my dick in my hand and its sara jay. and of course she instantly starts laughing. mostly because its probably the smallest dick shes seen in years and just cause of the situation. i apologized and ran out. and she was obviously super cool and we end up laughing about it a few more times i ran into her. cool chick, never would bang her though. tlnr

me and my buddies would get drunk with Eve Lawrence in high school on a somewhat regular basis and she would hook with like 3 of us in one night. she used to wear the sluttiest outfits to school and shit. I think her real name was Melissa, can't remember last name.

That's a good story.

jimbo 4 minutes ago me and my buddies would get drunk with Eve Lawrence in high school on a somewhat regular basis and she would hook with like 3 of us in one night. she used to wear the sluttiest outfits to school and shit. I think her real name was Melissa, can't remember last name. ha. thats awesome. she might have been at this party i was talking about

There should be a way to check if any chicks you went to school with have porn videos on the internet.

So jealous. Love Sara jay

yeah I'm sure every high school has atleast one. once we found out this chick went into porn we were like "yep, sounds about right"

I lived in Ogden, Utah for a few months. Never went to any porn mansions, though...

Portslob 7 minutes ago So jealous. Love Sara jay really?! i never found her attractive. f*ckable, maybe. but not attractive

xander_crews_horse 1 minute ago In my opinion, well I've met like 10 pornstars or so(all female), most are just absolute abysmal trash humans, but that Siri chick is actually really cool. Chatted w her on IG when I was in Guatemala. She was loving the kid for being a rugged do gooder, but probably took strange dong eryday after our little chats. Lol. lol. probably

if this scenario had happened with riley mason i would have smashed no questions asked!

VodkaVeins 8 minutes ago I lived in Ogden, Utah for a few months. Never went to any porn mansions, though... dude you might know the place. it was actually a bit norrh of ogden. massssiiveee houses. shit was crazy

2 of my friends banged this chick: https://www.clubheidibrooks.com

A bit of a brown bagger, but you gotta take what you can get sometimes.

That's great Doug.