black anteaters>Patients: mc jonas tore apart the brady bunch, belt-checked big pansy at end Ravers>Bozos: ravers good, bedwetter's head=smoosh, belated RIP to his family figures Plaquers>Steamers: nobody got a haircut Carnivals>R.E.M.'s: two pvc candidates, two saucy roaches Seedhogs>40 nighters: seattle was getting their shat pushed around. no where to run Boycows>Planters: A meerkats dream or something Chefs>Beagles: d'oh Gents>Taints: good time for danny phantom to win before playing boycows, R.E.M.'s, buccas and chefs lol Pills>Mixtecans: Shills mafia>Bill Mothra III Redskids>Fall Icons: Heinz is a cool brand Frowns>Vicodins: gross game Cults>Dolph Lundgrens: carr's son, wentz, is a cuckoo Pears>"Li-ons": i like to "lie on" the couch "Jet" by Paul McCartney>Thai Tans: Zaxby's chicken has arrived, I need to lose the headband Bangles>Jaguares: i would've done coke with joann rivers MNF Prediction: Chuggers 34 - Roiders 24 Notes: won 1 $20 at a party and lost most of it on random beds during buckos' pageants lol. Bills a big poppy for kissing that field mole *No disrespect to ej

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I thought it was better at the time but dammit, you're right. I spent way too much time on this.