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going under the knife tomorrow

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OhMyCar 9/30/2021 4:26:26 AM
Things that may happen... 1) accidental blood eagle because of drunk and hateful surgeon 2 2) that hot assistant that did my echocardiogram fondles deez nuts but I'm knocked out so I can't enjoy it 3) hot assistant sterilizes me pro bono (pro boner lol) so my shitty genes can never continue 4) Hatebreed show in the operating room, Jamey jasta floorpunches me
OhMyCar 9/30/2021 4:27:50 AM
lmao 5) organ harvesting for trafficking overseen by wayward saudi oil prince trying to get back at his asshole dad
easyhateoven 9/30/2021 4:36:12 AM
UNDER! THE! KNIFE! Mosh
carveyournamein 9/30/2021 4:43:55 AM
Don't come back out!
AnalButt 9/30/2021 4:59:02 AM
Go under a Bowie knife like a real man
OhMyCar 9/30/2021 5:05:51 AM
the only surgery men should perform. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX1ko3Oh8Ls
ej 9/30/2021 8:08:26 AM
i just showed your doctor your posts, he will euthanize
skinsuit 9/30/2021 8:08:58 AM
lol
OhMyCar 9/30/2021 8:17:03 AM
lol
easyhateoven 10/20/2021 10:37:44 AM
so.. how did it go? you a chick now or what?
skinsuit 10/20/2021 10:47:04 AM
skinsuit 20 days ago lol
Portslob 10/20/2021 10:48:19 AM
He's dead
evil_hero 10/20/2021 10:48:35 AM
he may not have made it has anyone txtd the chicks in his phone that hes gone i can be responsible to consoling them
easyhateoven 10/20/2021 10:49:23 AM
you think he got any girls before the change?
easyhateoven 10/20/2021 10:49:53 AM
i like how i automatically assume his operation was a sex change
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