who wrote as George Eliot probably sucks dick. Why else would she have to pretend to be a man.

Good question.

But have you read it?

I read it a long time ago. It's not bad if you don't mind insanely long books about English life/romance back in the day and are gay, which I am. The main thing I remember is someone in the book has a pet dog whose actual name is "F@g" and it made me lol.