Met up with my old group of high school buddies for brunch today and one of them shared a rather embarrassing story I totally forgot about. Back in 8th grade we had a big sleepover at my buddies house. His parents were super cool and would be the ones that popped in with a piping hot plate of fresh bagel bites and a 2 liter of mountain dew. I don't exactly remember the EXACT detail of this, but I remember the parents let us do whatever we wanted that night because all of our parents were doing like a game night or something and we're drinking. After everyone left and we all went to bed, I was still awake. Way to jacked on soda and desserts to sleep. So I sat there in my sleeping back on the floor just starting at the ceiling. That's when I heard it, the sound of his parents drunk f*cking. I tried to tune it out, but my boner couldn't. I got up with this thing pointing straight out and made my way to the bathroom to resolve my issue, but me walking around woke someone else up and they saw my boner. He woke everyone up making fun of me and for a while I was known as boner boy. The end

you can't be ..... serious

sorry but im calling you boner boy now

Brunch on a Thursday?

so he's either an overnight factory worker or funemployed

I'm work Sam's Club 3 days a week. It's a pretty sweet gig when im not working with retards

This gimmick sucks.

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its not just that the gimmick sucks allow me to reframe what youre seeing this is someones fanfic porn, and they use this as an outlet to expose their fantasies to others dig a little deeper into the psyche of the person behind this gimmick. they gravitate towards young males and boners

VodkaVeins 27 minutes ago This gimmick sucks.

brunch? lmao okay gay

Weird story.

lololol

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Is that a log?