So my new neighbors college age daughter moved back home recently because she's taking the semester off and I finally talked to her for the first time this morning while doing yard work. After we parted ways, she comes outside in a bikini 10 minutes later and starts mowing the lawn. I saw her mowing the lawn last week too wearing the same outfit she was wearing when we were talking. I feel like she changed into it on purpose.

Her face is like....maybe a 3, but her bikini body is a solid 7

are you ....serious?!?

you are a psycho and a pervert

Delete

lol

you probably pulled pud right there.

She thinks you're a unattractive queer, and therefore she feels free to dress how she wants without inviting rape vibes.

If she's your neighbor she's probably dirt poor and those are the only clothes she has

i bet you filmed it too.

LOL @ slorb

Is your neighbor Luanne from King Of The Hill?

I have it on good authority that she is a dirty egg thief. Keep a close eye on your 🥚's

pull out your dong see what happens

I hope your wife catches you