It's 9pm on a Saturday night and you need to be up at 5am for work. Your wife tells you that she got invited to the bar and was going up for an hour or so and she should be back before 11. 1230am rolls around, you call her but get no answer, so you fall asleep. 3am you're woken up by a drunk phone call from her asking for a ride. You remind her you have work in a few hours and you have sleeping kids here. She hangs up. 530am hits, you're sitting there eating cereal, and your wife strolls through the door and asks you to call in because she needs sleep and is too drunk to handle the kids. You ask her how she got home and she goes to the bedroom and passes out. You check her phone and see a text to her ex husband at 3am asking for a ride, which he immediately responded he's on his way. She replies with a kiss face. Are you pissed?

So pissed. You ought to drive to her ex's house and beat his ass right now.

I would never have to be awake at 5 am for work on a Sunday.

so were you arrested for DV or not

It's a bot, asshole

You sucked his dick