When was the last time you did that?

i actually don't suck dick

maybe i'll try it out someday

I hear ya

you ever stumble into one of those "cruising" spots and have some dude wanna suck your dick in the bushes?

Yeah. Its called St Pete, fl. I had some black guy pick me up one night like 14 years ago around 3 am. I got in the car and he was gayer than a 3 dollar bill. Anyways im like i need a ride home (this was before uber) he asked if he could he suck MY dick instead of giving me a ride home. I was taken back, I think I blushed. He was a nice enough guy, really polite. So I declined and hailed a cab instead. I think I paid like $65 for a 8 min ride home.

i remember being super drunk and getting in the front seat of a cab and the cab guy just reached over and grabbed my penis. who does that? that's assault

One time I was in Key West with my gf at the time. We went to a drag show. Well the drag queen at the front door straight up grabbed my junk and held it for like a 3 second count. Im like wtf, I guess this is how they do it here. That was back in 2012.

being gay must be a wild time. anything goes

they're having a lot of fun out there

Aids is cool, I guess. But no one uses that card anymore. So i guess is isnt.