And I am pretty drunk

You better be drinking a gin and tonic

I actually had some of my friend's gin and tonic. I am more of a whisky guy. One thing's for sure… you guessed it; DIARRHEA!

i'm drinking an old mountain dew bottle of TRUCKER PISS i found on the side of the road

Yesterday I saw they sell mountain dew with alcohol in it. Pretty dumb but that's America for you

I just cooked...I drank a fair amount of the wine I cooked with. I'm not hammered tho...I ate the food so I'm at a pretty happy medium. Might cop a tallboy to set things correct.

I wish I didn't give up the sauce. Saturday nights have been f*cken horseshit.

easyhateoven 2 hours ago And I am pretty drunk Is UFC on at the bar you're at? There's been some chaotic shit going down in the octagon tonight.

If Hernandez doesn't get his hand raised in this next battle, I'm going to set myself on fire and storm the capitol.

lol no. i don't care about that shit

AnalButt 3 hours ago Yesterday I saw they sell mountain dew with alcohol in it. Pretty dumb but that's America for you heh. tell 2021 i said "whats up".