I've shaved my beard off. It was time.

i thought maybe you had diarrhea

Why

Too slow

lol

For real though, I'm trying to get a better position and me looking like someone who likes metal music is hampering that. And its pretty itchy

moving from dish pit to fryer.

remember this show? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I91VpUY-oUE

UCB > but that was a funny show too

AnalButt 1 hour ago For real though, I'm trying to get a better position and me looking like someone who likes metal music is hampering that. And its pretty itchy You could spend the $20 it cost to have a barber shape it and keep it tame. However, I get the annoyance and itching. I think about shaving it off daily, but then I remember I'm not gay and keep it.

I'm gay

I've had a beard in some form for the last 15-20 years. It's even been over 12 inches in length. I did that without letting a barber touch it. Horrible idea. I haven't been baby face is decades. Would be weird to do now.

Measuring your facial hair is pretty weird but I get what you're saying

had to upload this cuz there wasn't a good version available. hopefully the good people at the estate of the seth putnam don't come after me.