Some cute 20 something college student. She's acts very giggly and cute around me, not so much others. Last night as I was leaving work she did this light fingertip thing on the back of my neck to get my attention and asked me what I wanted to go get a drink with her and some other coworkers, but I politely declined, expressing my desire not to catch the delta variant and the fact I had to hit the sack early to make sure I'm up with the kids in the morning. I think she wants me to smash.

I mean, I have zero desire to hang out with my sad sack coworkers who talk about retarded hypothetical shit all the time. Maybe if it was just her I share a small bottle of fireball in the parking lot, but yeah, zero desire to get asked questions like which endangered animal I think would taste better.

She doesn't want to smash a guy who's afraid of the delta variant lol

if you want to bang her, she has to be a tiny bit scared of you. too much is rapey, not enough means she find you nonthreatening/literally gay and will friendzone you to get her attention fix.

you already lost at "delta variant." only normie gays and women take media hyped viruses seriously. lmao

Dwep

beta behavior

Pretty queer. Have sex with your dad

Hehe.

youre gay