I forgot that it is like the 5th circle of hell or something.

take the parkway dummy

Turdpike

Yeah what are you going to Trenton? Take the damn Parkway.

The parkway don't go to Philly, ya goons

All the more reason you should take the Parkway. Not to go to Philly.

I'm pikin ova hea!

I grew up off of Exit 5.

Total f*cking shithole

Driving down the turnpike is like taking a tour of odors. Every 15 mins there's a new one.

Sounds smelly

Did you pass "chemical alley" yet?

who's she?

I drove through that shit. The thing from the etown album cover with all the fire popping out of the smokestacks and shit. It stinks like shit. Philadelphia is pretty cool though. I've lived my whole life in the northeast and somehow never been here before.

What is chemical alley?