My puppy dug up it's burrow and the two were going at it. I tried to warn that little f*cker but he wouldn't back down. Caved its head in with a bat. My dog proceeded to run around with the corpse in its mouth for around 5 minutes. My girlfriend was screaming the entire time. Best game of whack a mole I've ever played, 10/10 would play again

"girlfriend"

"Podcast host"

im not claiming to have a podcast host. see the difference?

I've posted a picture of her and I on here before. Evil hero said he wanted to nail her. Dot is the pathological liar, not me.

I was excited when I thought thread title said goater. I want to let my dogs get a squirrel one of these days. I don't know what they'd do with it though, but it's in their blood to catch and kill.

Didn't someone on here supposedly kill beans I dont member things so good

Mine is a dachshund, so he was doing exactly what was in his blood. I was annoyed and proud all at once. I've heard mixed things about when dogs kill shit. Sometimes its fine and other times it can change their personality. I think it depends on breed?

Flaccid's gf is a babe

if she were president, she would be Baberham Lincoln

She'd give a dog a bone

She's great looking but was of very little help during gophergate. Saw the dead gopher in the dogs mouth and just about passed out.

lake_flaccid 1 hour ago I've posted a picture of her and I on here before. Evil hero said he wanted to nail her. evil would f*ck a gopher. so kudos for having his approval i guess. weiner dogs are for weiners.

post pic of gf again. i must have missed it

That wasn't really a brag, evil is a degenerate. I just didn't think anyone else would remember the picture lol. Weiner dogs are great. Bred as hunters so they're a lot of fun but small enough to not be too much of a hassle. I love almost all dogs though. You seem like the type of guy to get a pitbull and play dumb when it bites someone.