I have this good job and my life has been great lately, but fellas something happened. Today while I was at work, I stepped into the handicapped stall to piss. After finishing the job, I went to use my foot to hit the handle. As I was pushing it down with my foot, the foot on the floor slid a bit in the piss puddle, my shoe on the handle slid back and got wedged between the wall and the handle, and as I jerked back as a reaction my shoe came off and fell in the toilet. After sitting in there for a few minutes and waiting for the post lunch crowd to die down, I left work and told them I had a family emergency. I don't think anyone noticed.

i dont really care man

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