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Serious religious question

easyhateoven 7/22/2023 11:54:27 AM
If a Christian astronaut dies in space, do they go to heaven or are they like out of bounds or some shit
Inkongudunk 7/22/2023 11:56:10 AM
Hell, immediately. For violating gods turf Unless they did it to kick it with their chick and watch some rockin horror flicks with a sixer on a Friday, praise jesus
Inkongudunk 7/22/2023 11:56:30 AM
Naaaaaaaaawmean maahhhfk
easyhateoven 7/22/2023 11:57:28 AM
Hahaha Penalty for delay of game
B__DAWG 7/22/2023 12:02:26 PM
if there is aliens you'd have to do christian missionary trirps to other planets i think. that's the rules
Inkongudunk 7/22/2023 12:18:34 PM
The first mormon riding his bike through space lol
PoultryInMotion 7/22/2023 3:15:20 PM
space lord
easyhateoven 7/22/2023 4:29:33 PM
Would you eat this?
VodkaVeins 7/22/2023 4:30:47 PM
Can you even be a Christian astronaut?
VodkaVeins 7/22/2023 4:31:44 PM
PoultryInMotion 1 hour ago space lord Mothermother
Bortslob 7/22/2023 4:58:59 PM
Anytime you get into an aerial vehicle you're basically pissing in gods face
TheMoustacheMassacre 7/22/2023 5:01:42 PM
God doesn't approve. Look what he did to the challenger.
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