Last Stinkmas I gave you my shart But the very next day you gave it away This year, to save me from smears I'll give it to someone special Once shittin' and twice shy I keep my distance, but you still catch my brown eye Tell me baby, do you recognize me? Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me Happy Stinkmas, I wiped it up and scent it With a note saying "I love poo", I meant it Now I know what a stool I've been But if you pissed on me now, I know you'd stool on me again.

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lol@ scent it