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This week has been dogdick

lake_flaccid 5/13/2022 11:00:36 AM
Monday - I am crushed into volunteering for summer school Tuesday - found out my older cousin has resorted to internet porn to support an addiction to cocaine Wednesday - Trevor Strnad, one of my heroes growing up, dies Thursday - the one damn videogame I was looking forward to gets delayed for who knows how long Friday - badass dude from Tremors, my favorite movie as a kid, dies and the autistic kid I've worked with all year flunks his final test I know these are not real problems but I am going to get f*ckin portslob drunk tonight

rick_tocchet 5/13/2022 11:02:38 AM
Every situation is neutral. Your response is what makes it positive or negative. Link to porn????

simon_belmont 5/13/2022 11:02:47 AM
Let's dig deeper into Tuesday

Inkongudunk 5/13/2022 11:03:14 AM
Which cousin!??!

lake_flaccid 5/13/2022 11:04:44 AM
Lol, you know the one rick :(

Portslob 5/13/2022 11:06:15 AM
Why do you care if your cousin does porn and coke?

simon_belmont 5/13/2022 11:07:04 AM
He probably doesn't care if they do it. But knowing is going to make him curious and of course that leads to watching. Ignorance is bliss?

Inkongudunk 5/13/2022 11:07:43 AM
Are you freaking serious. Must. See.

lake_flaccid 5/13/2022 11:09:02 AM
To further explain the cousin situation, I discovered a second instagram account in which she seems to be advertising onlyfans type content. I asked her about it and received no response, almost like I was blocked. She's had a long history of substance abuse but has recently been pacified by a truckload of anti-depressants. I heard things were looking bad again a while back but this would be a new low.

Inkongudunk 5/13/2022 11:09:38 AM
That's actually kinda sad. I remember when she like... couldn't handle weed and didn't drink

evil_hero 5/13/2022 11:11:43 AM
have you ever cranked it to her

lake_flaccid 5/13/2022 11:11:50 AM
I've become pretty emotionally removed from the cousin situation tbh, it's been so much for so long that it's hard to care. It still sucks to see a loved one fall so far. Rick, she looks absolutely NOTHING like what you remember. She's gotten enormous.

butlerianjihad 5/13/2022 11:11:52 AM
LINK SO I CAN FIX HER

Inkongudunk 5/13/2022 11:12:10 AM
Holy crap lol

Inkongudunk 5/13/2022 11:12:31 AM
She was like this beautiful, skinny whimsical Italian flower that was sort of a c*nt