Just shit my pants for real
lake_flaccid 4/4/2022 3:32:09 PM
Now I've sharted many times, but this was one for the books. I've been a little constipated lately, but I thought I solved that problem this morning. I went about my unusual day off with relaxing, and decided to go out for a beer, which turned out to be a truly fatal mistake. On the way home I felt a "shift" and immediately knew I was in serious trouble. I made it all the way through traffic but I simply couldn't move my legs out of my car to get to my front door without pooping. Each step brought worse news. I actually broke my belt buckle in the process of trying to tear my pants off and finish the job. Luckily I was home alone, but I'd say the clean up process took at least 45 minutes and 2 more shits.
I can't look at my myself in the mirror, all I see is a pants-shitter