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Millions Gather Scatter


Gather Scatter
01. Lest the Professor Catches Fire 02. View from a Sinking Ship 03. Saddle Up and Ride 04. Getting the Last Word 05. Pickpocket 06. Life Is Satisfactory 07. Mile High Cake 08. We Make Poor Decisions
2009 Seventh Rule Recordings
Our score 9

by Nick
4/1/2009

Scott Flaster knows his shit. As the brains behind the absolutely stellar Seventh Rule Recordings, he has spent the last five years delivering a slew of uniquely heavy records to the underground "masses" from his home base of Chicago, with recent albums from Indian, Wetnurse, and Light Yourself on Fire showing that the high quality standard continues to apply. And now with Flaster's own band, Millions, he's proving that he doesn't just have an ear for it -- he's more than capable of creating it as well. But reducing Millions to one man would be a wrongful oversimplification. The band's debut full-length excels due to each of the four members constantly vying for the spotlight. Flaster and fellow axe-man Corey Lyons consistently drive home spastic, dueling guitar lines, saturated with both melody and energetic restlessness. Patrick O'Shea pumps out heavy-hitting rhythms behind the kit, driving every track at a determined pace. And Mark Konwinski rips through a number of Shellac-influenced bass lines, anchoring each song with memorable low end touches. Mix all of this together with a barrage of vocals shared between Flaster, Lyons, and Konwinski, and you've got the definition of an instrumentally well-balanced record. Musically, Millions likes to cite Black Flag and King Crimson as the pair of influences butting heads on Gather Scatter. And with plenty of punk urgency and melodic guitar lines, it's easy to hear them (as well as a helping of 90s noise rock influence) throughout the record. This CD will have no trouble finding a loving home in the playlists of fans of Akimbo, another act known for clever amalgams of punk, metal, and classic rock. But while Akimbo went down an expansive, Neurot-appropriate path for their latest release, Jersey Shores, Millions went the other direction, cramming their brand of spastic melody into a nice sub-30 minute package. High-quality artwork by Nat Damm rounds out the album, but then again, it's hard not to expect that from a Seventh Rule band. Gather Scatter doesn't have a weak link anywhere. It's simply exceptional on every possible front. This is undoubtedly the best record to fall into my hands in the first few months of 2009. It makes me remember that innovative bands can still bestow upon me a Christmas morning-like excitement all while reaffirming what a few already know and more and more are finding out: Seventh Rule is an easy choice for the shortlist of premiere underground metal and hardcore labels. Bottom Line: Gather Scatter is an unbelievably impressive full-length debut for this Chicago foursome. It's one part melody, one part punk energy, and one part inventive rock, all wrapped up with enough off-time rhythms and coarse emotion to ensure the listener's engagement. It goes well with Akimbo and a lot of the current Louisville scene (Young Widows, Lords, Brain Banger, etc.). I like to use my "mandatory listening" stamp responsibly, but refraining from applying it to Millions would be a crime. Check this out.

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falling_down_ 4/1/2009 7:24:01 PM

first i'll have to check this out

HBDad_ 4/1/2009 9:50:19 PM

The whole album is streaming here: http://music.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music.artistalbums&artistid=21031613&ap=0&albumid=11432468

gmherden_ 4/1/2009 10:06:11 PM

this album blew me away.

xote_ 4/1/2009 10:41:20 PM

Really need to check this out have been hearing great things.

Funky_Buttlovin'_ 4/1/2009 11:47:00 PM

i would usually shit on the reviewer but this is actually pretty f*ckin good and a good write-up as well mate

mars_ 4/2/2009 8:48:06 AM

Yeah this is good stuff. Nice review.

thereapersson_ 4/2/2009 9:16:12 AM

Wow, this is really a nice surprise. It takes me back to the days when bands like Botch and Breather Resist were in their prime, and many great bands were consistently putting out great records. I'm going to buy this ASAP, and I haven't felt that way about a record in a while.

cantfakethepunk_ 4/2/2009 9:47:04 AM

men is what i love

MoustacheMassacre_ 4/2/2009 11:54:09 AM

Sounds promising, will check out soon.

hotslutswithtits_ 4/2/2009 12:38:09 PM

there isnt a memorable moment on this lump of shit. im turning the goo goo dolls greatest hits back on

murder_maker_ 4/2/2009 12:48:00 PM

This album blow your brain out. ! f*ckin' awesome!

anonymous 4/2/2009 1:12:34 PM

there's a guy from small brown bike in this band

pinkmaggiit_ 4/2/2009 11:17:52 PM

Singer has jew fro and is a gay. Wife is bossy as f*ck as well.

T Dancer_ 4/3/2009 3:03:38 AM

Wives come and go. this band rocks.

shutupthepunx_ 4/3/2009 8:01:40 AM

Small Brown Bike is better than everything. This is pretty f*cking good, too.

___ 4/3/2009 8:10:44 AM

C'mon Nick. I know you dig Seventh Rule and all, and this isn't bad. But a 9? really?

zzz_ 4/3/2009 9:48:59 AM

Millions of Botch riffs Goooood, but not great...

turdkiss_ 4/3/2009 4:41:40 PM

there is a member of eve 6 in this band as well.

anonymous 4/5/2009 6:28:29 PM

I knew a dude in this band and he had crabs and f*cked this passed out girl and gave her crabs. Shitty dudes. Shit band.

unitedninetythree_ 4/5/2009 11:02:36 PM

lol @ a f*cking 9/10. this is awful, and is easily an album i can see lambgoat beating off to for a couple of weeks only to then trash talk it. delete.

chris_ 4/7/2009 12:11:04 AM

definitely not a 9/10. what the hell were you thinking? oh wait..its a lambgoat review. i forgot.

the girl with crabs_ 4/7/2009 12:48:07 PM

im the girl that got nailed when i was passed out! thanks for the f*cking crabs random member of millions. i hate you so!

the dude from millions_ 4/8/2009 12:54:47 PM

yeah i gave you crabs... sorry but you didnt even remember so its whatever

The Saddest D_ 4/8/2009 8:37:01 PM

That old dude needs to take his f*cking hat off. Every picture I see of them on myspace, it's always there. What a homo.

Chinese Star_ 4/9/2009 4:33:36 PM

He must have lost his hair since he was in Small Brown Bike.

Godfather_ 4/10/2009 1:04:18 PM

This really does not deserve a 9... jesus it's good yes but a 9 NO.

TIB_ 4/10/2009 5:04:03 PM

Good album, better live band.

roll_it_over_ 4/13/2009 2:02:21 PM

A 9 is dead on.

cervical_lancer_ 5/11/2009 7:34:27 PM

gay bullshit. zzzzzzzzzzzz. off with this.

anonymous 5/20/2009 9:33:39 AM

lol @ this being album of the week for a month and a half.

jeff_ 8/4/2009 9:49:08 PM

to even put this in the same league as botch is childish.

Scott_ 1/13/2011 11:22:00 AM

Available at BANDCAMP. Name Your Price. http://seventhrule.bandcamp.com/album/gather-scatter

zbloom_ 8/9/2011 4:56:53 PM

If you're record sounds different, LG will give it at least an 8. Maybe I should send them a CD of random sounds.

zbloom_ 8/9/2011 4:57:49 PM

Comparing this to Botch is laughable.

jerrytimes 9/16/2012 11:32:43 AM

I gave this an 8. I think it's good but a 9 is pushing it.