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Post Comment*Waits for the assault of the regular goaters.*
this album rules, but your review is stupid as f*ck. stop trying so hard.
too much about "what it all means" on the album...let the listener do the thinking part if they choose to
waves brah. begins and ends with waves. deeeeeep.
Christ, this review has more words in it than a novel by William Gaddis.
i read the first paragraph before i realized i could care less what this gay has to say about this record.
Jesus f*cking Christ, this review is painfully stupid.
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That was painful. Don't quit your f*cking dayjob.
Jesus f*cking Christ, this review is painfully stupid. posted by bad review () on 10/28/2008 10:42:53 PM
just checking in... this album still rules. your review still sucks. i wish i could see what your secret poetry looks like, i bet it's absolutely hysterical.
i bet your music criticism professor at IU gave this a B+!
i stoped reading after "the album begins with waves" f*ck you and f*ck jersey
the f*ck? I didn't even know that these guys put out a new CD. Must. Buy. NOW.
the review begins with bullshit the review ends with bullshit
JESUS f*ck THE LENGTH you do not look smarter or like a bigger fan of music by adding garbage to your reviews keep it simpler you f*cking gay
Pitchfork called. They said they want their pretentious bullshit back.
Pitchfork called. They said they want their pretentious bullshit back. posted by cashbasket () on 10/29/2008 10:06:39 AM You f*cking shithead. You don't know the first thing about pretentious bullshit; we put a lot of time and effort into this review, and it's one of the heaviest reviews of the year. We better not catch you around at any record stores, because if my crew sees you, you'll wish you never got out of bed that day. Oh, and to everyone who actually CARES about pretentious bullshi
^----Best gimmick review comment of all time. Haha, oh man.
The relationship between the ocean and the sand is symbiotic and yet cannibalistic at the same time.
Well, the review wasn't written for Lambgoat initially. Alex did me a solid and published it. Seriously, you guys are way too into yourselves. Take a breather before you pass out from yelling too much. The important thing is that this album f*cking rips.
This review reminded me that I haven't listened to Mastodon's "Leviathan" in a while. Thanks brah.
seriously? this reads like some sorry attempt at a senior thesis on Akimbo. I like this band, but please no more reviews from this guy.
you know alex you never give me any more records to review because i said "mosh" in my f*cking review of tony danza, and yet you put out this kind of gay shit. i don't get it.
who the hell is that guy^^^^ and why should webby care?
Less boring long songs more Forging Steel riffs plz.
wow, holy self-indulgent bullshit writing. but the album is great shit.
The overall effect of the album, however, is closer to a German Expressionist film. F.W. Munau's Nosferatu had story issues, plot hiccups, and shaky technique. And yet, the viewer can't help but be utterly terrorized by watching the film. Murnau created an atmosphere through shadow and composition that appealed directly to the emotional side of human beings. Similarly, Fritz Lang's sprawling Metropolis used the same elements to create a dreadful vision of a mechanized future in which the workers
Why didn't you just pleasure BEFORE writing the review?
My skull collapsed reading that review. And how the f*ck do you make an album called "Jersey Shores" without fist-pumping, guido music?
In News Tonight: Lambgoaters are still lining up to eat poo out of this bands ass for whatever reason.
i started reading about that movie bullshit, and then scrolled down to look for a bottom line, but there was none to be had. ease up on the bullshit, and tell us how it sounds please.
its a f*cking disgrace to see such shitty reviewers on lambgoat these days. especially on a great album such as this
if its the singer from pig destroyer then its good
first post, buy now