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Akimbo Jersey Shores


Jersey Shores
1. Matawan 2. Bruder Vansant 3. Lester Stillwell 4. Rogue 5. Great White Bull 6. Jersey Shores
2008 Neurot Recordings
Our score 9

by J.R.
10/28/2008

The waves lap onto the shore, rolling over their own white tipped crests and eating away at the sand on the beach, pulling it into the ocean a few grains at a time. The relationship between the ocean and the sand is symbiotic and yet cannibalistic at the same time. The sand that is dragged into the ocean is caught in a swirl of weak undertow, and settles fairly quickly only a foot away from where it was taken. But on the next wave in, that same sand (or its nearby neighbor) is picked up by the next incoming wave and deposited on the shoreline. The album begins with waves. At first, a soft ambient recording of nature, but then the bass, guitar, and drums start rolling in, one after another, building over a pattern until the first crest — a singular sharp hit of the snare drum — that sets off the full band breaking into the full capability of their sound; like a tempest, Akimbo has started out their new album, Jersey Shores, with a thunderous roar. It's in the first line that Jon sings — "Don't forget the tide / she asks a heavy toll" — that the tone is set for the album. After a solid output of album after album of face melting riffs for six years, Akimbo has encountered a paradigm shift. What began as a concept EP has blown up into a forty-five minute long, six song concept album about a vicious string of shark attacks along the Jersey coast in 1916. This isn't the first time we've had an encounter in the deep with Akimbo. If you'll recall, Elephantine featured a three song suite about the Megalodon. The most notable change for Jersey Shores is the introduction of repetition and its correlation to the ambient interludes that tie the twelve minute songs together into cohesive movements. "Lester Stillwell" starts familiarly with a driving bass riff reminiscent of violent 80s hardcore, guitar flares calling back to the early days of heavy metal, and Nat channeling as much Bonham into his kick foot as possible. What's unexpected is the short transition into a slow bluesy shuffle that builds into a heavy pounding rhythm with Aaron ripping some of the most musical solos to grace heavy and loud modern music. His guitar playing on Jersey Shores is the missing element that rounds out the band Nat and Jon started ten years ago. It comes back at the start of "Rogue" as well, the following track, which features a droning heavy rhythm behind Aaron's secret weapon spacey guitar effects and bass wizardry that only Jon can seem to pull off, and finally making good on the reference to Nirvana as a constant influence of the band. The overall effect of the album, however, is closer to a German Expressionist film. F.W. Munau's Nosferatu had story issues, plot hiccups, and shaky technique. And yet, the viewer can't help but be utterly terrorized by watching the film. Murnau created an atmosphere through shadow and composition that appealed directly to the emotional side of human beings. Similarly, Fritz Lang's sprawling Metropolis used the same elements to create a dreadful vision of a mechanized future in which the workers would be forced to work and live underground while the bourgeoisie would live in castle like structures that scraped the underbellies of the clouds. Jersey Shores doesn't narrate the story directly. After a heat wave and polio outbreak drove people to the seaside, a string of vicious attacks cause a feverish outcry amongst the people in the area who took to boats and set out to slaughter over one hundred sharks over the course of that summer. The story centers around man's own accord to try and seek revenge on nature, mirrored in the lyrics of "Rogue": "If I don't kill it, if I don't murder it, then it kills me first. / If I don't kill that thing, cut it up and eat it, then it eats me first. / This is my domain. My place. I belong. / I must neutralize." However, in accordance to the standard Akimbo release, the words aren't exactly discernable. Included with the album is the lyric sheet and concurrent story that weaves the songs together into a single narrative; but the album itself is reliant upon the atmospheric additions in order to create that sense of dread, appeal to the emotional side of the listener, and recreate the moment of terror when the shark sinks its teeth into the flesh of Charles Vansant's inner left thigh. The listener might not pick out details like "Charles Vansant" or "left thigh," but you'll know damn sure when you're listening to a shark attack. The album ends with waves. The story itself ends with the penultimate "Great White Bull," the title itself a reference over the confusion as to whether it was a Great White or Bull shark that caused a majority of the damage. Perhaps the most conventional Akimbo track on the album, Jon's screaming over the swaying riffs call out a rule of caution about oversimplifying retaliation against nature. The track pounds its monster riffs down the listener's throat in a warning akin to the core messages of Moby Dick — man can't retain control over the natural order and the instinct of a predator. But even though the story is finished, the album isn't. "Jersey Shores," the title track, is a quiet instrumental meditation over the events that occurred. A chance to evaluate the cause and effect over twelve minutes of highly structured interplay between the three instruments. The key word again people is atmosphere. And that's what takes a band known for their slogan "eat beer shit riffs" into some serious fucking artistic territory. Documenting a complete directional change for a band offers problems, however. The band's previous album, Navigating the Bronze, was written during the downtime while writing Jersey Shores. It was a chance to work out all the frustrations in crafting this fully conceptualized piece of music into a furious assortment of hard hitting riffs. And the fact that Navigating the Bronze, a complete afterthought of an album, turned out to be so fantastic just creates a dichotomy of the fans of the group. Akimbo is poised to proceed in two different directions. Whether the band continues in either is yet to be seen.

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palinspapsmear_ 10/28/2008 8:50:09 PM

first post, buy now

cameo_ 10/28/2008 8:51:39 PM

j.r. has a lot to say

J.R._ 10/28/2008 9:12:14 PM

*Waits for the assault of the regular goaters.*

cameo_ 10/28/2008 9:12:38 PM

you have a lot to say

blargh_ 10/28/2008 9:19:55 PM

this album rules, but your review is stupid as f*ck. stop trying so hard.

word is bonjovi_ 10/28/2008 9:21:00 PM

too much about "what it all means" on the album...let the listener do the thinking part if they choose to

agent_friday_ 10/28/2008 10:05:21 PM

waves brah. begins and ends with waves. deeeeeep.

J.R._ 10/28/2008 10:09:58 PM

I have a lot to say.

anonymous 10/28/2008 10:19:41 PM

Christ, this review has more words in it than a novel by William Gaddis.

xdandanx_ 10/28/2008 10:22:23 PM

too f*cking long no f*cking read

dude_ 10/28/2008 10:28:23 PM

i read the first paragraph before i realized i could care less what this gay has to say about this record.

bad review_ 10/28/2008 10:42:53 PM

Jesus f*cking Christ, this review is painfully stupid.

jefferthon_ 10/28/2008 10:44:52 PM

tlnr

xote_ 10/28/2008 11:45:47 PM

This record rules.

tlnr_ 10/29/2008 12:03:29 AM

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sifl_ 10/29/2008 1:03:00 AM

That was painful. Don't quit your f*cking dayjob.

tower_ 10/29/2008 1:32:32 AM

Jesus f*cking Christ, this review is painfully stupid. posted by bad review () on 10/28/2008 10:42:53 PM

blargh_ 10/29/2008 1:49:02 AM

just checking in... this album still rules. your review still sucks. i wish i could see what your secret poetry looks like, i bet it's absolutely hysterical.

bloomington sucks_ 10/29/2008 1:52:12 AM

i bet your music criticism professor at IU gave this a B+!

anonymous 10/29/2008 4:13:54 AM

i stoped reading after "the album begins with waves" f*ck you and f*ck jersey

thereapersson_ 10/29/2008 6:20:49 AM

the f*ck? I didn't even know that these guys put out a new CD. Must. Buy. NOW.

anonymous 10/29/2008 8:04:26 AM

the review begins with bullshit the review ends with bullshit

youreallfaggots_ 10/29/2008 8:05:52 AM

JESUS f*ck THE LENGTH you do not look smarter or like a bigger fan of music by adding garbage to your reviews keep it simpler you f*cking gay

wizardsbeard_ 10/29/2008 8:46:04 AM

This review is very self-important.

subpoena1_ 10/29/2008 9:30:54 AM

terrible, f*ck this "band"

anonymous 10/29/2008 9:30:56 AM

Best.Review.EVAR!

canofcord_ 10/29/2008 10:03:27 AM

BORING ALBUM/REVIEW

cashbasket_ 10/29/2008 10:06:39 AM

Pitchfork called. They said they want their pretentious bullshit back.

J.R._ 10/29/2008 10:20:31 AM

Pitchfork called. They said they want their pretentious bullshit back. posted by cashbasket () on 10/29/2008 10:06:39 AM You f*cking shithead. You don't know the first thing about pretentious bullshit; we put a lot of time and effort into this review, and it's one of the heaviest reviews of the year. We better not catch you around at any record stores, because if my crew sees you, you'll wish you never got out of bed that day. Oh, and to everyone who actually CARES about pretentious bullshi

truthsayer_ 10/29/2008 10:54:07 AM

^----Best gimmick review comment of all time. Haha, oh man.

ORLY?_ 10/29/2008 11:07:28 AM

The relationship between the ocean and the sand is symbiotic and yet cannibalistic at the same time.

booger_ 10/29/2008 11:09:09 AM

in a word: prolix

the actual reviewer_ 10/29/2008 11:22:42 AM

Well, the review wasn't written for Lambgoat initially. Alex did me a solid and published it. Seriously, you guys are way too into yourselves. Take a breather before you pass out from yelling too much. The important thing is that this album f*cking rips.

anonymous 10/29/2008 11:43:46 AM

Lambgoat. Hardcore // Metal // Solids

Brett__ 10/29/2008 12:01:02 PM

This review reminded me that I haven't listened to Mastodon's "Leviathan" in a while. Thanks brah.

Fur_Beach_ 10/29/2008 12:25:37 PM

seriously? this reads like some sorry attempt at a senior thesis on Akimbo. I like this band, but please no more reviews from this guy.

james driscoll_ 10/29/2008 2:26:49 PM

you know alex you never give me any more records to review because i said "mosh" in my f*cking review of tony danza, and yet you put out this kind of gay shit. i don't get it.

anonymous 10/29/2008 3:31:11 PM

who the hell is that guy^^^^ and why should webby care?

XOmeletX_ 10/29/2008 3:37:43 PM

Less boring long songs more Forging Steel riffs plz.

al_czervik_ 10/29/2008 6:25:33 PM

wow, holy self-indulgent bullshit writing. but the album is great shit.

popecthulhutron9000x_ 10/29/2008 6:27:51 PM

The overall effect of the album, however, is closer to a German Expressionist film. F.W. Munau's Nosferatu had story issues, plot hiccups, and shaky technique. And yet, the viewer can't help but be utterly terrorized by watching the film. Murnau created an atmosphere through shadow and composition that appealed directly to the emotional side of human beings. Similarly, Fritz Lang's sprawling Metropolis used the same elements to create a dreadful vision of a mechanized future in which the workers

the actual reviewer_ 10/29/2008 6:31:10 PM

f*ck ME? No, f*ck YOU!

ballsbutt_ 10/29/2008 9:53:51 PM

where can i download it at?

anonymous 10/29/2008 10:55:06 PM

Why didn't you just pleasure BEFORE writing the review?

xSeanHannityx_ 10/30/2008 10:00:47 AM

My skull collapsed reading that review. And how the f*ck do you make an album called "Jersey Shores" without fist-pumping, guido music?

everyonesdead_ 10/30/2008 9:39:46 PM

In News Tonight: Lambgoaters are still lining up to eat poo out of this bands ass for whatever reason.

jesus_ 10/30/2008 9:48:10 PM

i started reading about that movie bullshit, and then scrolled down to look for a bottom line, but there was none to be had. ease up on the bullshit, and tell us how it sounds please.

THISREVIEWISFUCKINGPATHET_ 10/31/2008 3:50:04 AM

its a f*cking disgrace to see such shitty reviewers on lambgoat these days. especially on a great album such as this

anonymous 10/31/2008 1:25:50 PM

OMG He used big words, he must be a gay.

cantfakethepunk_ 11/1/2008 4:01:50 AM

love it love it love it!

the actual reviewer_ 11/3/2008 1:45:41 PM

I love to eat dicks!

booya_ 11/4/2008 8:34:27 PM

if its the singer from pig destroyer then its good

kanye_west_ 11/6/2008 8:57:36 PM

George Bush does not care about waves.