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Post CommentJesus, are you f*cking this band or something?
I like this band because it makes me feel like I am better than you. Oh, and after reading this review I am correct.
hey f*cknobs.... listen to the whole record then come back with a comment... one song may work with the clank rock you listen to, but it ain't gonna work for real jams... you dirt steaks...
You can enunciate more clearly if you remove the band's penises from your mouth while you are speaking.
great band. yanni is one of the best unknown guitarists out there.
so basically this is the best album ever in any genre of music.... and it gets a 9?
Those unfamiliar with this band only have to imagine a religious, life-changing experience, and you'll be somewhere in the ballpark. I'm not being hyperbolic........noooo, not hyperbolic in the least.
were you in the studio with this band during their recording too? tool gay...
you shiteaters are just jelous that i get free cds from record labels aren't you? grow up motherf*ckers. it doesn't matter how shitty the cds that i get are. if i don't write a good review, they stop sending them, and soon our advertisers would do the same, and we couldn't get $$$. so shut the f*ck up, and don't listen to it. clicking the article is enough for us.
While the review may bleed overt praise, the music is definitely talented. All you jaded gays need to get off your high horse and realize great musicianship once in a while.
Never heard this band but if anyone can lick there balls that much I think I'll give it a listen
This band is quite shitty. 9/10? I poop on your ability to review.
plus a million points for making your band name a Dostoevsky reference.
Saw this band open for Clutch. They were the suck. Can't imagine they're any better on CD.
listened to the mp3 and this isn't too bad. i'll download the whole album before passing judgement.
it might just be me, but is anyone else hearing three high school kids in a garage? anyone?
There is nothing worse than "jazz metal fusion" (i dont know who or what i am quoting). I have no interest in ever hearing this shit ever again. You just gave a 9/10 to a jam band. See you at phish-stock, hippy................................... Also, "missing link between early Motorhead and Miles Davis."; go directly to hell.
niggs@obama08.nig.................................... I loled
almost like a heavier variation of Dysrhythmia. I'll give this band a closer look.
most people that like heavy music can't seem to appreciate strictly instrumentational, real-jazz influenced music. it's gotta have some quasi-breakdown or some shit.
I'm going to have to agree with the guy who said it sounds like three kids in a garage. I've listened to a lot of metal and a lot of jazz for about 14 years and this doesn't really sound like either. Yes, I do listen to avante garde jazz as well, but this just sounded like dcking around and one riff over and over, all be it not a very good one. Maybe as a whole the record is better.
hrmm, go to their myspace and listen to a the tracks they have there. Actually rather neat; the track 13th moon is the best.
this was such a f*cking good review. thank you ash. take notes, cory
I agree with whoever said "meh"
Good band, but people consider them to have a bit of jazz? this shit isn't jazzy at all. People need to get their head out of their ass.
Metal is a genre highly boring to follow, the reason of is this pain is perfectly illustrated by the comments here. Metal is also heard by a crowd of stupid kids with no education in life and music. That said, I am listening this album for first time and I feel this review is a strong exaggeration.
could you suck this bands dck any more? very meh. why do most lambgoat reviewers suck?