"No," he insists. "This is... this is f*cking Chili's!" He knocks over a photo display of the couple's trip-'round-the-world.
Barbara 6 minutes ago f*cking looOOOOser ^ coming from a 5' 10" 113 pound sissy who would get beat up by a 11 year old girl and who has only had sex one time and it was in a 3 way with another guy 😆😆
Barbara 1 hour ago *slides $12 hotdog through hole as payment after halftime blowbang*
Barbara 1 hour ago I thought lurk might be the promoter then you said he was with a babe and not an escaped Chuck E Cheese band member f*cking a ziplock filled with old rags
Barbara 52 minutes ago Didn't know applebees was where the freaks went. I've been wasting my time at Bennigans tf this shall be the opening line of your eulogy
Barbara 157 days ago Yeah I keep all of my Upper Dick holographic cumshot cards in a nice 3 ring binder
I dropped my phone and accidentally clicked this link while trying to catch the phone. I'm glad I did, that rat is adorable.
Barbara 1 hour ago he makes his girlfriend call the thrice daily diaper change "going sicko mode" hooooollyy shit bahahahahahahaha
One of the most smarmy people I've ever had the pleasure of talking too. Your sarcasm is the breath of fresh air I need. Much love my dude.