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Tim Lambesis sentencing postponed

Friday, May 02, 2014 11:16 AM PT


As I Lay Dying frontman Tim Lambesis was due to appear in a Vista, CA courtroom today for sentencing. In February Lambesis pleaded guilty to hiring a hitman to kill his estranged wife, a crime that could earn him up to nine years in prison, an additional four years of parole, and a $10,000 fine.

However, as has been the case far too often during the Lambesis court proceedings, today's hearing was postponed. Our insider tells us that the sentencing is now scheduled to take place on May 16.


23 comments


anonymous
5/2/2014 12:22:50 PM
LAMBESIS FLIP

anonymous
5/2/2014 12:45:50 PM
YOURE HONOR WOULD THE COURT BE WILLING TO GRANT ME A SHORT BATH ROOM BREAK

anonymous
5/2/2014 12:59:55 PM
Sounds like he knows he's doing the 9 years and he's buying some time to settle up affairs.

anonymous
5/2/2014 1:01:03 PM
¡Viva la lambgoat goat ad revenues!

5/2/2014 1:25:39 PM
Motherfcker Jones would be so proud

anonymous
5/2/2014 1:55:27 PM
YOURE HONOR YOURE HONOR YOURE HONOR YOURE HONOR YOURE HONOR YOURE HONOR YOURE HONOR YOURE HONOR YOURE HONOR YOURE HONOR YOURE HONOR YOURE HONOR YOURE RETARDED

anonymous
5/2/2014 2:25:04 PM
What a jabroni.

anonymous
5/2/2014 4:08:06 PM
YOURE HONOR WOULD THE COURT BE WILLING TO GRANT ME A SHORT BATH ROOM BREAK


You ruined a joke that otherwise would have been hilarious.

anonymous
5/2/2014 5:25:43 PM
Rain delay, I assume?

anonymous
5/2/2014 6:38:48 PM
May 16th Lagwagon is stoked

anonymous
5/2/2014 8:02:36 PM
I'll be praying for you, Tim. Keep your head up.

anonymous
5/2/2014 11:05:09 PM
Yea keep your head up and neck stiff or else your neck will snap.

anonymous
5/3/2014 9:26:42 AM
Hope he developed those glute muscles with all the steroids, because his glutes are about to get spread open and bubba is gonna exercise his sphincter.

5/3/2014 8:09:59 PM
Jesus couldn't make the hearing so it was rescheduled around his availability.

anonymous
5/3/2014 9:55:23 PM
fck him

anonymous
5/4/2014 3:06:50 PM
Keep your head up when it's time for your c-ck meat sandwich

anonymous
5/4/2014 9:10:47 PM
who's that butt-hurt ass ranger that keeps mentioning Alex in comments? Bet it's one of them Islander homes

anonymous
5/4/2014 9:51:44 PM
Tim I know you are reading this...Let us know what hepatitis taste like when you get out. Nobody said tossing salad is easy. That white meat gonna get passed around real soon. You never know what love is until you get fcked by a man

anonymous
5/4/2014 10:36:08 PM
!!!Breaking news!!!

Tim's new prison style workout video now requires an inmates fist to be directly inserted into his rear. Don't worry all you "As I lay crying" fans, this video is 100% crowd funded. The kool aide drinker are paying for it! Tim won't have to worry about all the prisoners fist he will have to pay for to exercise his rectum. And the person who has the largest donation, can get a mushroom stamp personally from yours truly.

anonymous
5/5/2014 7:46:29 AM
spread them gluteus maximus

anonymous
5/5/2014 8:49:03 AM
wrong answer is still stoked mr. delete man sir BH

5/5/2014 11:23:34 AM
Prison beat is stoked.

anonymous
5/6/2014 10:22:25 AM
8==D~ ~