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As I Lay Dying singer arrested for plotting murder

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 6:15 PM PT


In one of the more unbelievable news items we've relayed since our inception many years ago, As I Lay Dying singer Tim Lambesis has reportedly been arrested for hiring someone to kill his estranged wife.

According to the San Diego County Sheriff's Department, Lambesis asked an undercover detective Tuesday to murder his estranged wife. Following an investigation, Lambesis was arrested this afternoon at an unspecified Oceanside, CA business.

Authorities were apparently aware that Lambesis had soliticed someone to kill his wife, prompting the investigation.

Lambesis has been charged with solicitation of another to commit murder and has been booked into the Vista Detention Facility.


UPDATE #1: Jan Caldwell, spokeswoman for the San Diego County Sheriff's Department, made the following comments to Artisan News about the matter:

"Information came to us late last week — last Thursday, to be specific — that Lambesis was soliciting another individual to kill his estranged wife, who also resides in the area. Our detectives, our fugitive task force and the sheriff's special investigations division immediately initiated an investigation into this allegation. We worked around the clock through the weekend and that culminated this afternoon when Lambesis solicited an undercover detective to kill his wife. The next step will be Lambesis' initial appearance in court, and that is where the charges are read, and if there's a bail to be set. And they will go from there and start setting different court dates. The investigation at our end is still ongoing, and I can't go into detail on that. And, thankfully, no one was hurt. But I believe that the captain who commented earlier said that we averted a tragedy today."

Arraignment for Lambesis is scheduled to take place tomorrow, Thursday, May 9th. If convicted, Lambesis could face up to 9 years in a California state prison.


UPDATE #2: Video report:




UPDATE #3: As I Lay Dying has now issued a statement on the matter.


UPDATE #4: Lambesis has pleaded not guilty.


220 comments


anonymous
5/7/2013 6:19:34 PM
Should i wait 94 hours to joke about this?

5/7/2013 6:20:25 PM
I don't understand the problem, isn't this the normal Christian thing to do?

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:20:31 PM
Uhhh what....

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:21:42 PM
Frankie Palmeri is stoked

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:22:03 PM
A Shower Stall Between Us

5/7/2013 6:22:43 PM
There's no way this can be real... hahah wat

5/7/2013 6:22:54 PM
Total brutal. If he had said murder was the reason for a kickstarter, I would have donated.

5/7/2013 6:23:00 PM
LOL AT THE THREAD TITLE

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:23:19 PM
Emmure is shocked

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:23:20 PM
this is weird

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:23:30 PM
Sad. I doubt he did it though. He's big enough to kill anyone himself

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:23:40 PM
This is bullshit, dunno any facts but all I'm saying is BULLSHIT! Not true! Lambesis is a saint, a good man, a good father, and fck the police!

5/7/2013 6:23:51 PM
MAY FOOLS?

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:24:25 PM
Chris Benoit is stoked

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:24:55 PM
Maybe he was going to tattoo his asscheeks with the blood of the female.

5/7/2013 6:25:26 PM
WWJD?

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:26:37 PM
Holy shit, this is fcked!

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:29:58 PM
As I Get beatd In Prison

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:30:47 PM
As She Lay Dying.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:31:42 PM
Will plead insanity by way of saying he is following the word of god. Or dog. Or whatever the fck you kids call him.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:32:15 PM
Wifeflip.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:32:44 PM
When can I donate to the kickstarter so he can bail out

5/7/2013 6:34:28 PM
Last I remember, he was super christian and had to miss tour dates because of adopting a foreign baby......seems like he went another route.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:34:33 PM
Tim is being framed by EMMURE. DEFONCED!

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:34:43 PM
...\m/...

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:35:58 PM
he really takes austrian death machine too serious

5/7/2013 6:36:55 PM
WWJD > WWTLD > Yes, master.

5/7/2013 6:37:55 PM
Have her touch a mic during an Emmure set.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:38:01 PM
Roid Rage

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:38:14 PM
Thou shalt not kill

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:38:51 PM
Maybe this is what his kick starter was funding????

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:39:07 PM
Why didn't he just hire mother fcker jones?

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:39:16 PM
I'd like to thank steroid abuse for this bag of LOLs

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:41:07 PM
Christian Metal is stoked.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:42:17 PM
Lambesis is going to floorpunch when he drops the soap in the shower.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:43:03 PM
Interrogate that bitch, i bet she has a reason to be killed.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:43:19 PM
Hahah! What an idiot roid fck!

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:45:34 PM
This is why he needed 60k for new Austrian death machine album

5/7/2013 6:47:01 PM
San Diego Death Machine

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:47:09 PM
fck anyone who's talking shit. Tim wouldn't do this.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:47:49 PM
How long can they put him away for if convicted?

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:50:06 PM
Can't believe no one said it, As Wife Lay Dying

5/7/2013 6:50:13 PM
Holy shit.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:51:26 PM
totally sold out his DIY roots, what a rockstar.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:55:35 PM
Shadows are not security.

anonymous
5/7/2013 6:59:46 PM
As I Pay Dying

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:00:55 PM
Ass Pie Pay Brian

-Kyle Plakmeyer 2013

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:02:20 PM
More like Tim LAMEbesis.

5/7/2013 7:05:38 PM
That's what you get for trying to get a Kickstarter to record in your own studio, gay. Also for plotting a murder I suppose

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:08:40 PM
And to think, I was once chastized for swearing while on their tour bus...

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:11:19 PM
Should have asked Tanner to do it. He and the Guardians boys will do ANYTHING for notoriety.

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:16:50 PM
http://www.sdsheriff.net
Press Release posted.

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:17:28 PM
As I Pay Dying

Wow, probably the best comment I've ever read on Lambgoat.

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:18:20 PM
what the heck

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:19:08 PM
FOREVER....MY MOUTH.....WILL BE FILLED BY BLACK c-ck

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:20:15 PM
Wait. Since I did merch for them on their last tour does that make me an accessory?

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:20:39 PM
Kickstarter

5/7/2013 7:21:31 PM
so Christian-like

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:21:47 PM
no but does make you a gay

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:23:05 PM
I guess Austrian Death Machine was gonna be a real thing not a new record.

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:23:53 PM
25 to life no pun intended

5/7/2013 7:23:56 PM
should have done it himself :|

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:25:31 PM
Baron Bodnar is secretly behind this. That fat tubby bitch.

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:34:44 PM
As I lay incarcerated ~

5/7/2013 7:34:59 PM
dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn!!!!!

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:35:45 PM
banana flapjacks... hot diggity

5/7/2013 7:39:18 PM
Terrific!!!

anonymous
5/7/2013 7:48:01 PM
lmao. As I worship Jesus & Plot Your Murder

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:03:20 PM
"Tim didn't do it, I met him onc... Stood fifty feet away from him once and acted like a total fan girl! That's like meeting him so he's innocent!" You don't know this man outside of his music. It's very well likey that he's completely fcked in the head, and, infact, capable of doing such a thing.

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:05:26 PM
Frail Plots Collaps

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:13:17 PM
It might have been all that Creatine for lifting?

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:13:26 PM
94 hours of regret for this guy.

He deserved jail time for writing the lyrics "The torment of your eyes has awakened my soul."

5/7/2013 8:14:06 PM
Kickstarter ---- more like HITstarter

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:14:35 PM
I've met him, and he is a very nice guy. So she is probably a total bitch.

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:19:44 PM
Get married. love your wife. fck you.

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:20:01 PM
funded my indie go-go

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:20:26 PM
Plot-flip

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:20:55 PM
Ted Bundy was a nice guy too.

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:21:39 PM
I though the headline said As I Lay Dying singer arrested for potting murder.

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:22:53 PM
Two words.... roid rage.

5/7/2013 8:26:04 PM
Im sure we'll all find Meaning In this Tragedy

Keep the AILD puns coming tho im LOLing like crasey

5/7/2013 8:26:39 PM
And Tim wasnt even close to huge enough to suspect he was juicing

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:27:46 PM
Is her name Sarah Connor?

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:29:59 PM
the powerless rise from the darkest nights of a black guy named bubba through struggle ass banging me for 94 hours.

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:30:05 PM
smile, you've just been erased

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:30:56 PM
Best news yet out of 2013. Christian right wingers are some wacko fcks. Always hiding behind Jesus, dudes scheduled to catch some Steak Ala' Mexican right in his shitpipe.

This is what happens when you ask for $65,000 for a jerkoff joke sideproject that wallstreet daytraders and lawyers kids love. l

Closing statement.... GIVE HIM THE fckING CHAIR. !!!

P.S. Darrell Issa is not stoked.

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:34:41 PM
I find it funny, their tour info is to the right of this story... guess that wont be happening as planned.

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:38:42 PM
As I Lay Crying (ass up)

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:50:13 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha

anonymous
5/7/2013 8:54:56 PM
btw this is not a tragedy. death was averted and justice is being served. 'MERICA.

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:00:39 PM
All of you who are praising this dude's arrest because of his faith sadden me. All of you assume the believers of Christianity are all self righteous. It is the righteous who need Christianity, but the fallen, like, you know, the people who try to kill their wife, or cheat on them, or whatever.

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:04:28 PM
He Better call randy blythes lawyer

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:04:38 PM
^Go eat a dick, and embrace stem cells, gay.

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:05:35 PM
Crafter is pissed his shit band isn't going public. Keep an eye out on Australia mates.......

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:09:34 PM
Oddly enough, someone in a town near me tried hiring a hitman to off his ex-girlfriend last year. Last week he was sentenced to 13.5 years in prison. Hope Tim didn't do it.

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:15:06 PM
http://apps.sdsheriff.net/ wij/wijDetail.aspx?BookNum =Tk7ILsJCeY44H7XW08kP1RI4L %2bU4wc5t2qobYfvsyFQ%3d
LOL

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:22:31 PM
This dude is solidly fuct, and rightfully so. Your worth millions, and are trying to pay an undercover cop to kill your wife to avoid losing half of your millions. MS13 dick is just right around the horizon. San Quentin Hardcore

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:33:48 PM
Solitary is security

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:38:35 PM
I just hope this mean these guys will go into retirement.

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:44:32 PM
I wonder how long he'll be CONFINED... Maybe for 94 HOURS... Maybe FOREVER... One thing's for sure... It'll be THE DARKEST NIGHTS.

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:46:18 PM
All the christian kids are shitting their pants, telling themselves it's not true. Local Pastors pacing over how to deal with it their next youth group meeting. Lying and saying it's not Tim is the most logical although it says... "Lambesis asked an undercover detective last Tuesday to murder his estranged wife" Can't get much more clear then that! But lying is the christian way to go!

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:51:17 PM
What a freaking RETARD. Hope his mugshot ends up on thesmokinggun.com. Must be nice posing for muscle shots on your Instagram bro!

BEWARE OF ROIDS - fast results get you in prison.

anonymous
5/7/2013 9:53:15 PM
Frail wives collapse

anonymous
5/7/2013 10:04:00 PM
THANKS RONALD!

anonymous
5/7/2013 10:09:10 PM
94 swollen penii.

anonymous
5/7/2013 10:21:38 PM
It just doesnt really add up. Ive met the him and he was a great guy. I dont think he would do that. But then again some people are not what you think.

anonymous
5/7/2013 10:23:18 PM
tim's ex wife: i thought you were going to kill me last?!

tim: ....i lied.

anonymous
5/7/2013 10:26:38 PM
Might be a bit of heresay, but it makes me think twice about why he needed 50k to record a new Austrian Death Machine record.

anonymous
5/7/2013 10:54:11 PM
As I Tried to Lay Dying

anonymous
5/7/2013 10:54:51 PM
Shout out to the dude who mentioned Chris Benoit. Best thing I've read on this website, ever.

anonymous
5/7/2013 11:08:07 PM
"As I Lay Prying....those butt cheeks apart" said Bubba, Tim's new cell mate

anonymous
5/7/2013 11:13:18 PM
ArnoCorps is a rescue team, ADM hire assassins.

anonymous
5/7/2013 11:13:33 PM
So we have Fallin In Reverse new song, emmure dude almost getting electrocuted and this. Weirdest week in metal ever?

anonymous
5/7/2013 11:17:06 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^ BEST WEEK IN SHITTY MUSIC EVER

anonymous
5/7/2013 11:22:26 PM
Defonced?

anonymous
5/7/2013 11:33:16 PM
WTF??

anonymous
5/7/2013 11:44:08 PM
I AM NOT ON STERRROIDS

anonymous
5/7/2013 11:48:23 PM
How lovely it is to see one of gods disciples fall frozen from Heaven. How absolutely delightful \m/

anonymous
5/8/2013 12:10:15 AM
Heres the link to show he is actually booked in jail.
http://apps.sdsheriff.net/ wij/WijAList.aspx?LastName =Lambesis&FirstName=Timoth y

anonymous
5/8/2013 12:16:17 AM
Satan made him do it. Everyone get ready for born again Lambesis!

anonymous
5/8/2013 1:27:12 AM
i dont believe this shit

anonymous
5/8/2013 1:50:51 AM
For all you guys hoping its a misunderstanding, he asked a cop to kill his wife. Unless he gets off on a technicality, there's little chance he'll see another free day for quite a while. He's looking at

California Penal Code Section 653f
(b) Every person who, with the intent that the crime be committed, solicits another to commit or join in the commission of murder shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for three, six, or nine years.

anonymous
5/8/2013 2:08:07 AM
Haha holy shit. Well the kickstarter is way cheaper than a time machine. Never forget a prenup.

anonymous
5/8/2013 2:29:59 AM
I am dumb founded. Ive worked with Tim on numerous occasions. He is a loving father of two gorgeous adopted ethiopian kids, a gentleman and really lovely. The police statement looks stupid. Why would they put that he is the lead singer and co-founder of heavy metal band etc etc. Normally it would just say his full name and thats it. Im calling Bullshit. Tim is also a smart dude. Who on earth these days would hire a hit man? Really? This story is ridiculous and a sham

anonymous
5/8/2013 2:32:50 AM
As much as this saddens me it might be very true. As I Lay Dying is one of my favorite bands so what I am about to say dosent come from any hate spot. Not too long ago I was running for a band that was on tour with As I Lay Dying. I was standing next to the stage when Tim walked off after their set. All he could talk about was how fcked up he was on shrooms. To say the least this disappointed me greatly because of the preconception I had about him. I am praying that this rumor isnt true.

anonymous
5/8/2013 2:34:01 AM
Lamb of god.....then Emmure.....now this.....

Perhaps there IS justice in the musical universe.

anonymous
5/8/2013 2:47:57 AM
wait? What? the sherriff statement says May 2nd he was found plotting, but he was in asia on tour May 2nd. None of this makes sense

anonymous
5/8/2013 3:17:59 AM
This is literally unbelievable...Like, I seriously can't believe this. His christian faith is among the strongest I've ever seen. The man has a tattoo of Jesus rockin' out on his calf. He loves his kid and I HIGHLY doubt he would even think about doing something like this. Someone must've framed him or something

anonymous
5/8/2013 3:44:11 AM
I met him once at an Applebee's.... There is no possible way he could've done this.

5/8/2013 4:01:46 AM
^lol.

Best judge of character ever

anonymous
5/8/2013 4:04:42 AM
*gunshot*

Consider this a divorce

anonymous
5/8/2013 4:08:51 AM
Mexicans love aild. He'll be a celebrity in prison.

5/8/2013 4:13:58 AM
And here I was thinking that nothing was going to top that Emmure story from yesterday...

anonymous
5/8/2013 4:17:25 AM
LAMBESIS LAMBASTED!!!

Lengthy latin longjohn lovers will be on this.

5/8/2013 4:21:58 AM
I guess she won't lay dying.

5/8/2013 4:24:28 AM
CONFINED

5/8/2013 4:55:32 AM
very funny posts a bunch of VERY funny guys!

anonymous
5/8/2013 4:59:05 AM
i guess there are "parallels" between this and other situations. we should just "moving forward" and don't get "paralyzed", because "this is who we are" and just listen to "the sound of truth".

anonymous
5/8/2013 5:37:45 AM
http://www.sdsheriff.net/

Click " who's in jail?"

Type tim lambesis

Laughhhhhhhhhhh

anonymous
5/8/2013 5:38:32 AM
He should have sent a terminator through time to do his bidding for him.
This is pretty shocking though.

anonymous
5/8/2013 5:56:31 AM
Emmure is shocked

5/8/2013 5:56:32 AM
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk. For real though.

anonymous
5/8/2013 6:03:16 AM
LOL @ all the dumbshits in denial.

The cops caught him red-handed in a sting. Ted Bundy was a nice guy, too. Also, atheists have a MUCH lower incidence per capita of committing violent crime, domestic crimes, getting divorced, etc etc etc. If anything being a "good Christian" makes him MORE likely to do fcked-up shit.

fcking sheep. Life is not a god damn fairy tale, wake up.

5/8/2013 6:13:20 AM
^^^yeah, good one. Delete.

anonymous
5/8/2013 6:13:47 AM
He represents the Christian faith well. She must have made fun of the new band he formed, or As I Lay Dying, since they both suck.

anonymous
5/8/2013 6:15:23 AM
to the idiot that says " Atheists have a MUCH lower incidence per capita" where do you get your facts? State your sources because that is a ridiculous comment. It does not matter your religious or spiritual beliefs, a crime is a crime.

anonymous
5/8/2013 6:15:26 AM
the comments for this were so fcking good that i am reposting a top 10 on my facebook haha.

presumed innocent gays...justice (or AIDS) will be served

anonymous
5/8/2013 6:16:27 AM
^
be angry some more

anonymous
5/8/2013 6:17:55 AM
^^ No, atheists are smarter and more stable. Christians are dumbfcked sheep.

http://www.psychologytoday .com/blog/our-humanity-nat urally/201103/misinformati on-and-facts-about-secular ism-and-religion

http://www.atheismresource .com/2010/atheist-dont-com mit-as-much-crime-as-the-r eligious-do

anonymous
5/8/2013 6:24:34 AM
http://www.rationalist.com .au/archive/73/p20-27_paul _ar73_web.pdf

Christians are more dangerous than atheists. Period.

anonymous
5/8/2013 6:57:27 AM
i find this news fckin DELICIOUS

5/8/2013 7:02:24 AM
Some of these comments deserved to be murdered. Dude's a dumbass.

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:05:29 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i've been laughing since I read about this yesterday. seriously, what did that bitch do for you to ask a cop to kill her? LOL for days at this sad christian piece of shit

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:09:10 AM
YOLO!

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:12:42 AM
i shook his hand at their merch booth once, no way he did this! ;)

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:15:11 AM
I met him once at Walmart buying a rifle, rope and a shovel. Seemed like a nice guy. He's not guilty..

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:17:10 AM
I rented him a car 4 years ago so there's no way Jesus would let him do this.

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:17:46 AM
Also, I am not a homosexual

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:20:52 AM
You guys are ridiculous "I met him once, he was a nice guy. He must have been framed"

What the fck? So by speaking to an individual once, you can tell what he/she would or wouldn't do?
Come on, the world is not black and white. Him trying to plot a murder doesn't have to be false just because he is a christian. Remind me which religion it was that ravaged the world, trying to convert people into their stupid beliefs. Ugh, I hate how religion justifies a persons actions. Disgusting.

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:24:35 AM
Vince Neil only got 30 days and he killed somebody...

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:24:57 AM
so what you are saying is that you are a homosexual?

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:34:54 AM
"satan told me to do it".. said every christian ever

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:42:54 AM
add some teardrop tattoos to your emsemble fckin sociopath

5/8/2013 7:56:41 AM
tim's ex wife: i thought you were going to kill me last?!

tim: ....i lied.


HAHAHAHAHAH YES

anonymous
5/8/2013 8:14:28 AM
She was after his $14 mil.. She deserves to die.

anonymous
5/8/2013 8:18:05 AM
"Vince Neil only got 30 days and he killed somebody..." - WINRAR

anonymous
5/8/2013 8:33:45 AM
The Acacia Strain should make a shirt about this. Mitch Lucker is shocked. Whats next. Whats next. Whats next. drinkingwithbob.

anonymous
5/8/2013 8:44:22 AM
If this is true and he get convicted, I bet Howard Jones is going to the singer.

anonymous
5/8/2013 8:51:23 AM
Christian Metal is false metal! fck this guy and his shitty Christian metalcore band!

anonymous
5/8/2013 8:56:40 AM
possible 9 years in prison what will happen to AILD - Artisan news http://t.co/vhWtwJiKZz

anonymous
5/8/2013 9:15:57 AM
tim's ex wife: i thought you were going to kill me last?!

tim: ....i lied.

hahaha
Made my god damned day!

anonymous
5/8/2013 9:24:39 AM
judging by his vocals i assume he is the bad cop

anonymous
5/8/2013 9:36:39 AM
if your going 2 write a song about plotting murder then you might as well have sum1 hired 2 kill your ex wife ILL WAIT TILL YOUR OUT 2 EAT YOUR COOKIES TIM!!! FREE TIM FREE TIM!

5/8/2013 10:01:17 AM
I hope this puts an end to this terrible fcking band. Good riddance.

anonymous
5/8/2013 10:14:52 AM
What does this have to do with Good Riddance? Never really liked them much but mother superior is a pretty kick ass tune

anonymous
5/8/2013 10:31:52 AM
Maybe she converted to paganism and secrectly he is a Templar Knight.

anonymous
5/8/2013 11:13:03 AM
First

anonymous
5/8/2013 11:14:55 AM
as i lay getting butt fcked

anonymous
5/8/2013 11:16:49 AM
Affleck was the bomb in phantoms yo

anonymous
5/8/2013 11:42:53 AM
first post

anonymous
5/8/2013 11:46:27 AM
He's being charged with 2 counts, as he allegedly solicited 2 separate individuals for murder.

so ya, that carries a maximum sentence of 18 years.

THIS GUY IS PROBABLY fckED

so the next time you're sitting around feeling sorry for yourself because you're a fat turd, just TRY to remember where you were 5 years ago and HOW fckING LONG AGO that was.

the US criminal justice system is the most unforgiving in all of the western world

5/8/2013 11:52:50 AM
anonymous29 minutes ago
Affleck was the bomb in phantoms yo

LOL

anonymous
5/8/2013 12:13:58 PM
They don't know if its true or not. They're gonna have him CONFINED for 94 HOURS, until they hear THE SOUND OF TRUTH. She filed a restraining order to keep AN OCEAN BETWEEN them.
Maybe when it's done, they'll find MEANING IN TRAGEDY...but for now, there's NOTHING LEFT.

anonymous
5/8/2013 12:22:16 PM
As I Lay Dying Fetus. Can I get a hot tub.

5/8/2013 12:29:22 PM
i always thought he was just a cool christian bro!

anonymous
5/8/2013 12:40:31 PM
Chic Fil-A is speechless.

anonymous
5/8/2013 12:50:18 PM
According to the timeline, the solicitation happened last week. He was on tour in adia last week. I really dont think anyone is dumb enough to do such a thing over phone or email.

anonymous
5/8/2013 12:51:26 PM
How is it okay that he will only get "up to 9 years" his intent was to get his wife murdered...That seems a little light, he will not learn his lesson in up to nine years, if anything he will just go do it himself when he gets out in 3 years.

anonymous
5/8/2013 12:52:20 PM
To all the idiots saying tim is worth millions. Youre deluded. Where are you geting your info?

anonymous
5/8/2013 12:55:06 PM
total bullshit man

anonymous
5/8/2013 12:56:42 PM
I shook his hand at a soup kitchen in Malibu once, there is absolutely no way he did this.

Who wants to bet he'll try to cop out and say he was on drugs i.e beer, and that satan possesed his pure christian body and made him do it. This is what happens when you use craigslist to hire hitmen, should have just went to east L.A and payed a chola with sharpie markers.

I hope this doesnt delay the new Swiss Army DeathMachine album, I spent $1350.00 preordering gang vocals.

anonymous
5/8/2013 1:10:49 PM
Shawshank Death Machine

anonymous
5/8/2013 1:19:37 PM
No blame on Obama? Atleast he owns a jack Russell pup from what it looks like in that video. Awesome dogs.

anonymous
5/8/2013 1:20:48 PM
Moral of the story; if you think you're talking to a hitman, its probably a cop.

anonymous
5/8/2013 1:26:16 PM
Chick Fil-A press release-

We knew Tim, he was extremely supportive of our nationwide Gay-Bash we had last summer, we gave him a lifetime supply of freedom fries and our no background check fizz water.

anonymous
5/8/2013 1:45:49 PM
Did anybody on here see that video where Emmure's singer gets electrocuted? That shit was off the chain.

anonymous
5/8/2013 2:39:28 PM
^ totally. makes paying $50/mo. for high speed intranet well worth it.

5/8/2013 2:49:08 PM
......

anonymous
5/8/2013 3:01:41 PM
94 hours to life in prison

anonymous
5/8/2013 3:07:24 PM
94 hours of dick.

anonymous
5/8/2013 4:03:36 PM
Really? .As I Lay in a Cell. hasn't been said yet?

On the real though, I've always enjoyed AILD, but whatever, he gun dun fcked up.

anonymous
5/8/2013 4:18:29 PM
Met him once at a Klan rally. Seemed like a nice guy.

anonymous
5/8/2013 4:19:21 PM
These thoughts, are killing m(y wife)

anonymous
5/8/2013 4:43:57 PM
I had fun with him once in a church, seemed like a nice guy. He probably did this.

anonymous
5/8/2013 5:12:12 PM
Met him once in sub-saharen South Africa while on an organic mountain-biking expedition, seemed like a really down to earth dude, signed all my belts. Can't believe he'd do such a thing.

anonymous
5/8/2013 5:19:33 PM
Post Marital death machine

anonymous
5/8/2013 5:45:53 PM
What you gonna do when you're sitting all alone,
In your empty-ass home- with the motherfcking sawed-off?
Pop off the rock ship, pop pop p-pop off the rock ship!!!!

anonymous
5/8/2013 7:44:18 PM
bitch probably deserved it!

anonymous
5/8/2013 8:32:43 PM
The Plot In You is stoked.

anonymous
5/8/2013 9:02:32 PM
Project 86

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anonymous
5/9/2013 12:16:16 AM
Howard Jones is stocked...he needs a job and KFC has no vacancies :c

anonymous
5/9/2013 7:45:58 AM
Wow 89,000 views. That's like every jerk that uses this site.

anonymous
5/9/2013 9:56:11 AM
Hahaha. Christian gay is going to get beatd.

anonymous
5/9/2013 1:23:35 PM
I think it's obvious that christians have not given many people any reason to think highly, or even good of them, so I don't blame a lot of you being negative. Any christian claiming to be sinless and righteous is a fool and liar. If they read their own bible they'd know it says there is no one without sin. I will pray for and support Tim with all my heart. He is nothing more than a man, and made a dreadful mistake that could have been a lot worse.

anonymous
5/9/2013 1:42:44 PM
^ than shut the fck up and quit crying about abortions. Hiring a hitman to kill your wife, totally forgiveable, vacuuming out a clump of cells, murder. Double standard jerks.

anonymous
5/10/2013 2:29:48 AM
He's about to get tea bagged so much his prison name will be lipton. The body of Christ. The body of Christ.

anonymous
5/10/2013 12:29:42 PM
necrotizing lambesis

anonymous
5/11/2013 9:25:53 AM
can we get to 100k+ views on this? i think we can, gays.

anonymous
5/12/2013 8:15:43 PM
Bill maher piece on this. Priceless!!!

anonymous
202 days ago
BENCH PRESS THE JUDGE




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