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Gwar announces 2013 GWAR-B-Q

Thursday, April 11, 2013 7:02 AM PT


Official press release:

Antarctic rock-gods Gwar today released the first line-up for this year's GWAR-B-Q, located at Hadad's Water Park in Richmond, VA. This year sees the event entering its fourth consecutive year while offering its most bone-crushing line-up yet, setting the stage for what will certainly be the most massive Gwar-B-Q in the history of the human or any other race!

The event is scheduled to take place Saturday August 17th, 2013 at Hadad's Water Park in Richmond, VA, located at 7900 Osbourne Turnpike. Doors will open at 10:00 AM and the first band will hit the stage at 11:00 AM. For more information be sure to visit: http://Gwarbq.com/. Ticket information will be announced shortly.

Local faves and international thrashers Municipal Waste will provide main support to the mighty Gwar, and in turn will be supported by a plethora of devastating acts like Corrosion of Conformity, Pig Destroyer, Cannabis Corpse, Loincloth, Kung-Fu Dykes and many more. Once again Hadad's will host not one but TWO stages which will be packed with bands all day...and finally there are rumors of a yet-to-be-announced act that will put this year's Gwar-B-Q 2013 completely over the top!

"Once again we blow the horn of war and set into motion the gears that grind us towards the greatest Gwar-B-Q yet," said unrepentantly horny front-thing Oderus Urungus, fresh off debuting Gwar's new "Gwar-B-Q" sauce at a strongly attended event at the world-famous Grinders in Kansas City (see more details HERE). "We will not only be rockin' like Dokken and slippin' the cock in, but we will shoving a wealth of Gwar products down your throat...not only our new Gwar-B-Q sauce, but our very own beer, Impaled Ale! Eat and drink yourself into a diabetic stupor, then puke it all up in the slam pit! It's gonna fucking rule!"


15 comments


4/11/2013 8:18:29 AM
the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit the slam pit

anonymous
4/11/2013 8:47:15 AM
rockin' like Dokken and slippin' the c-ck in
rockin' like Dokken and slippin' the c-ck in
rockin' like Dokken and slippin' the c-ck in
rockin' like Dokken and slippin' the c-ck in
rockin' like Dokken and slippin' the c-ck in
rockin' like Dokken and slippin' the c-ck in
rockin' like Dokken and slippin' the c-ck in

4/11/2013 9:01:08 AM
the surprise band is lamb of god you guys

anonymous
4/11/2013 10:01:45 AM
Over the top?.....you had better being ripping off Sly Stalones arms

anonymous
4/11/2013 10:30:43 AM
xPIGxDESTROYERx

4/11/2013 10:43:32 AM
pig destroyer and cannabis corpse?

awesome

anonymous
4/11/2013 10:52:01 AM
fck yes! Stoked about Cannabis corpse!

4/11/2013 12:03:26 PM
^ Said this one dude ever.

anonymous
4/11/2013 6:19:25 PM
^^ clearly not a fan of good music

4/11/2013 7:40:45 PM
I'LL BE THERE TO STICK WEIRD THINGS UP YOUR SHITPIPE.

anonymous
4/11/2013 8:20:39 PM
I am flying out to record the things and shitpipe invasion.

anonymous
4/12/2013 10:09:08 AM
Emmure is the big surprise. Gwar is gonna BBQ them and serve them. Who wants a leg?

anonymous
4/12/2013 11:01:03 AM
??????? THIS

anonymous
4/12/2013 8:46:51 PM
^ this is the dumbest fcking thing you could post. ?????????????? Me? or ????You? see how fcking dumb it looks.

anonymous
4/15/2013 5:23:10 AM
Every band on this bill aside from Pig Destroyer sucks c-cks in hell.