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The All Stars Tour 2013 lineup rumors

Sunday, March 10, 2013 7:54 AM PT


Who will be performing on The All Stars Tour 2013? We don't know yet. But some people out there think they do. We're not huge fans of speculative news items, but whatever, we've gotten some emails regarding supposed lineups, so we thought we'd share. Some of the names below appear because they were either directly or indirectly name-dropped on The All Stars Tour Facebook in recent days (Every Time I Die, Chunk!, IKTPQ). Regardless, take everything with a grain of salt.

Every Time I Die
Whitechapel
Norma Jean
Chelsea Grin
Vanna
The Plot In You
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!
Capture The Crown
I Killed The Prom Queen
Within The Ruins
The Browning
Betraying The Martyrs


53 comments


anonymous
3/10/2013 8:00:17 AM
isn't everyone in vanna like 32

anonymous
3/10/2013 8:03:14 AM
Lol at the fcking browning. What a shitty ass band. Mcbee is a huge c-ck too.

anonymous
3/10/2013 8:17:18 AM
jean vests with hot hot glue gunned patches are stoked

anonymous
3/10/2013 8:28:26 AM
Vanna is the fcking worst. Get real jobs. See you at hot topic or the vans store in a year.

anonymous
3/10/2013 8:33:03 AM
To the person talking shit on The Browning, eat shit. And to the person saying bad things about Vanna, when the airbags in your mercedes don't work you will piss on yourself.

anonymous
3/10/2013 8:35:20 AM
hahaha that person just pissed themselves, they got scared. BE VERY SCARED, EVA BRAUN IS VANNA'S REAL NAME, HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR PISSING YOURSELF AGAIN,

anonymous
3/10/2013 9:16:30 AM
The person standing up for the browning, continue to eat mcbee's jerk. Spread his cheeks and scream as loud into his jerk as you can. c-m inside and watch him fart it back out. Suck his untalented pee pee and shit his straight edge stuff into his mouth.

anonymous
3/10/2013 9:19:22 AM
LOL at the white knight for shitty bands. A polished turd is still a turd. Shit tour, shit bands, shit fans. Flip everything, then we'll talk.

anonymous
3/10/2013 9:20:03 AM
Wow, how disappointing. With the exception of every time I die, Whitechapel and within the ruins, this is terrible. But its the all stars tour, what'd you expect?

anonymous
3/10/2013 9:25:33 AM
rolo tony brown town, rolo tony brown town. check yourself, at the door, gimmie some more, gimmie some more, gimme some more of you ROLOs.

anonymous
3/10/2013 9:25:52 AM
The browning? Really? Garbage band.

anonymous
3/10/2013 9:30:20 AM
^^^^
agreed. Idk how anyone can honestly say they like a band called the browning.

anonymous
3/10/2013 9:52:23 AM
ETID, Norma Jean, and IKTPQ are the only bands worth a damn on this.

anonymous
3/10/2013 9:54:50 AM
I killed the browning

anonymous
3/10/2013 10:30:38 AM
ETID and Norma Jean are the only bands worth two tugs of a dead dog's c-ck there. The rest is a pile of unmitigated gayry.

3/10/2013 10:47:59 AM
bravo webby, bravo.

anonymous
3/10/2013 11:13:15 AM
.....more like the All Subpars Tour 2013.

anonymous
3/10/2013 11:40:04 AM
Bleeding rear Tour, sigh...the trend garbage the "kids" like these days.

anonymous
3/10/2013 11:45:11 AM
Only going for the scene bitches and the beer.

anonymous
3/10/2013 11:53:48 AM
None of these bands are worth seeing. You do know that Clutch has a new album out, right? This tour is evidence of life failure.

anonymous
3/10/2013 12:15:05 PM
i dont know how anyone can consider every time i die good. band sucks the biggest blackest c-ck on the line up ready to pound jerk of the captain chunk band.

anonymous
3/10/2013 12:25:09 PM
ETID is far and away the best band of this line up

anonymous
3/10/2013 1:29:34 PM
You should be ashamed of yourself if you like any of these shit bands.

3/10/2013 1:59:00 PM
Stray from the path should be headlining this. fck fck what you think. Get Bent.

anonymous
3/10/2013 2:06:52 PM
i killed the promo queen /thread

anonymous
3/10/2013 2:08:53 PM
^^^ Just minus a "fck" and you'll be fine. I am the Grammar Nazi. I'm out for everyone.

anonymous
3/10/2013 2:12:19 PM
Forty Fathoms is playing

anonymous
3/10/2013 2:45:39 PM
Take the Browning and Chunk off, come to Boise. End of story.

anonymous
3/10/2013 3:03:49 PM
Other than ETID...where are the all stars?

anonymous
3/10/2013 4:53:38 PM
Emmure should.... yeah you know the rest.

anonymous
3/10/2013 6:49:38 PM
why cant suicide silence headline this again :(

anonymous
3/10/2013 6:57:57 PM
What happen to within the ruins calling it quits ! Or is this a Oceano stunt in the making

3/10/2013 7:26:35 PM
Fourteen year and under heterosexual munchkins and fifteen year and older homosexual munchkins are stoked

anonymous
3/10/2013 7:55:53 PM
What happen to within the ruins calling it quits ! Or is this a Oceano stunt in the making

When was that supposed to be? They just put out a new record, and have been on tour a ton in the past year.

anonymous
3/10/2013 9:43:41 PM
Swoop hair kids are stoked

anonymous
3/10/2013 10:57:47 PM
Everyone hates on so much.
If it hits FL, I'll go for Vanna, The Plot In You, Within The Ruins, and Betraying The Martyrs

anonymous
3/10/2013 11:05:30 PM
Norma Jean is on Summer Slaughter, not All-Stars

anonymous
3/11/2013 12:13:37 AM
>calls tour failure of life

plugs for new Clutch album

anonymous
3/11/2013 12:45:43 AM
hmm...garbage shit.

3/11/2013 2:32:46 AM
shitty line up

anonymous
3/11/2013 7:19:31 AM
Lol at the kids from the browning. Seriously, did you get your money back from buying on with soilwork?

anonymous
3/11/2013 7:25:16 AM
rolo tony brown town, rolo tony brown town. check yourself, at the door, gimmie some more, gimmie some more, gimme some more of you ROLOs.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

anonymous
3/11/2013 8:56:19 AM
The browning is probably one of the shittiest bands I've ever fcking heard.

anonymous
3/11/2013 10:41:20 AM
The Browning is something that should have gotten big like 4 years ago then failed by now.

anonymous
3/11/2013 10:55:32 AM
anonymous 15 hours ago
why cant suicide silence headline this again :(

Hmm....I wonder why....

anonymous
3/12/2013 4:24:17 AM
Who are these the allstars of again? Colorful graphic tees and swoop hair cuts? "Boyband Metalcore Fest 2013"

anonymous
3/12/2013 7:30:57 AM
Elitists, so many fcking elitists.

anonymous
3/12/2013 12:00:15 PM
ETID Is the only thing worth a damn on this tour.

anonymous
3/12/2013 1:07:41 PM
$10,000 guarantees
$1,000 catering

3/12/2013 1:37:47 PM
Probably the best lineup this tour has ever/will have! I'll be there fo sho. Vanna and Browning can suck my dck.

anonymous
3/13/2013 12:41:19 AM
I know etid are for sure on it.

anonymous
3/16/2013 1:56:20 PM
heard close to home is on this too!

anonymous
3/22/2013 11:54:17 PM
I'm sick of seeing Chelsea grin of every tour there not even that good if the lineup is confirmed I'm only going for Whitechapel