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Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! announces U.S. tour

Monday, January 14, 2013 1:56 PM PT

Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! will headline a North American run this spring, featuring support from Handguns, State Champs, and City Lights. Dates are as follows:

3/11 Salt Lake City, UT @ In The Venue
3/13 Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction
3/14 Albuquerque, NM @ Launchpad
3/16 Grand Prairie, TX @ QuikTrip Park
3/19 Douglasville, GA @ The 7 Venue
3/20 Jacksonville, FL @ Roc Bar
3/21 St Petersburg, FL @ The Local 662
3/22 Augusta, GA @ Sector 7G
3/23 Greensboro, NC @ Greene Street Club
3/24 West Springfield, VA @ Empire
3/26 New York, NY @ The Studio | Webster Hall
3/27 Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Loft
3/28 Trenton, NJ @ Backstage at Championship Bar
3/29 Cleveland, OH @ Peabody's
3/30 Erie, PA @ The BT
3/31 Detroit, MI @ Shelter
4/2 Joliet, IL @ Mojoes
4/3 Iowa City, IA @ Blue Moose Tap House
4/5 Denver, CO @ The Marquis Theatre


1/14/2013 2:02:34 PM
Guy with first comment is stoked.

1/14/2013 2:05:16 PM
The Bunny The Bear should be on this.

Please stop with the retarded names. I, for one, will avoid at all costs a band with a name like this. It isn't funny or clever or intelligent or worthy of respect/admiration to be associated with a band like this. You just look like a fcking idiot.

1/14/2013 2:05:37 PM
Terrible band name

1/14/2013 2:09:18 PM
I'm begging for a VANFLIP.

1/14/2013 2:18:36 PM
Any band who uses exclamation points in there name deserves to go bankrupt.

1/14/2013 2:28:02 PM
Auto-insurance companies aren't stoked with so many people praying for a van-flip here.

1/14/2013 2:50:33 PM
Thats really the best name they could come up with?

1/14/2013 2:53:10 PM
this..is...real band?

1/14/2013 3:04:55 PM
I have seen some extremely fcking stupid band names but this takes the cake. everyone that supports this act going on the road, creating music, etc etc deserves van flip death. I am almost speechless but not quite. shame on LambGoat as well for reporting this

1/14/2013 3:16:44 PM
fcking retarded name. Good god.

1/14/2013 3:18:20 PM
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! ?????? My life now needs a flip.

1/14/2013 3:20:01 PM
The Goonies sucked, this band is a million times worse.

1/14/2013 4:00:13 PM
Music is even worse than the name. Mix recycled Ataris riffs with horrible high-pitched whiny singing, stupid lyrics and woopy-de-doop synth. Shame on France for spawning this train wreck of a band.

1/14/2013 4:01:11 PM

1/14/2013 4:08:36 PM
Crybaby easycore bullshit

1/14/2013 4:39:24 PM
Chunk! No, Dont Play In Iowa City!

1/14/2013 5:00:49 PM
Keep this band away from Canada

1/14/2013 5:54:37 PM
lol be real, no one listens to this band. why bother posting this?

1/14/2013 7:20:21 PM
Vanflip...are you in good hands?

1/14/2013 7:23:02 PM
these bands will be playing sold out venues and banging your gfs afterwards while you sit in a bastufft and type hatred.

1/14/2013 7:25:42 PM
Apparently there's no filter for what tours this site will post. C'mon, no person who legitimately cares about hardcore or metal, gives any kind shit about this.

1/14/2013 8:26:54 PM
Should totally be Chunk? No, Captain Chunk! Bad grammar flip.

1/14/2013 9:43:10 PM
what the fck dude

1/14/2013 11:42:53 PM
The bad music Gods have smiled upon us. Creating these ridiculous joke bands that give us something to make fun of and help brighten our day. Keep up the good work lambgoat.

1/15/2013 5:56:33 AM
Sloth is stoked

1/15/2013 6:58:37 AM
who the fck are these fcks??

1/15/2013 9:26:52 AM
This band is what happens when dudes can't decide whether they want to be a pop-punk band or a hardcore band and end up with a horrible amalgamation of both. Just awful.

1/16/2013 3:32:52 PM
Gay Aids infected buttholes are stoked